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[yellowmenace]

Feb. 11

Wasn't feeling so hot today, woke up early but was back in bed by noon, didn't get up till 4 when I noticed that Slappy had called me. I wanted to go print off some pictures for the girls so I decided to meet up for dinner with Slappy afterwards. We compared notes over dinner, quickly looked in Kittens to settle an arguement as to whether Nicky was still working there (she was) :? then went over to Stringfellows. Slappy got the place rockin' by tossing out a bunch of ping pong balls. He was chatting up some cutie while I caught up with Sai, who I had met way back in Oct. It sounds like she's happy and doing well. I had my eye on Ben but the night was still so young.

We hit LaBamba next, which had a few new faces; I chatted with Gay and Sin (a very conservative evangelical combination) :wink:
I was accosted by Veena and Pui as usual, it's something I've come to expect when I go there. Some old faces showed up as well Rossco and Pentire, then the place got quite busy when about 5 middle aged ladies walked in and sat down. They looked like PTA moms and I have no idea what they were doing in a LB bar. Rossco was chatting with them so I'm sure he will have a great story to tell. Slappy had found his first soul mate of the evening and was ready to BF while I was starting to feel a bit ill. The previous night's whiskey had come back to haunt me so I made my way back home.

After a few hours rest I was feeling okay and started to pack.. my luggage not LB fudge (yet). I figured that I shouldn't waste my second last night in Pattaya but Nicky was not responding to my call or SMS. Luckily, I got a message from my new friend Moo at about 3am. She made her way to my place and we had another fantastic session. Earlier, Slappy and I had discussed the thrill of taking a rookie LB vs. the joys of an experienced pro, after my second time with Moo I have to say experience wins out.

Of course, the beauty of Pattaya is not having to choose, it's not an 'either/or' kind of town; Patts is all about 'both/and'

I'm determined, on my final day to bed the mysterious post-op I've been noticing on walking street.

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[dixon cox]

Did you and Moo have a custard pie throwing fight YM?
- Looks like you got 2 on target

Would be a tough job licking her clean, but someone's gotta do it :wink:

[laptop]

We hit LaBamba next, which had a few new faces; I chatted with Gay and Sin (a very conservative evangelical combination)

Very funny.

This has been an amazing report. What a shame it is coming to an end. Take a bow sir!

Pancake is as cute as ever. Is it the Noon formally of 131 you were with? I presume she is still anti-pics on the net.

[trentnsocal]

Unbelievable report, i cant say enough how impressed i am with the ladies you have had on this trip. I was fired up when you mentioned Noon, havent seen any pics or heard any news on her in a few months. Thanks again for sharing YM!

[Ladyboy Lust]

YM, I bet you had a good time.... MOO looks fantastic..

[Rossco]

YM

Terrific report - one of the best written diarist reports ever with good photos. Really informative and clear to understand. Should be basic reading for any one thinking of their first visit.

Factual and fun to read.
Safe journey home - see you next year.

La Bamba last night.

I am having a cold beer with YM and Gae and Sin and I turn around to see 5 middle aged ladies sitting on the bar stools by the stage. Sam has always asked me to make guests welcome so I thought that I had better say hello.

All 5 were from the UK and looked like an outing from the "Women's Institute". At first I thought they were going to berate me for drinking in a den of iniquity - not so.

These 5 ladies were on their first visit to Thailand and had been travelling around in a group from Chiang Mai to Bangkok to many places of interest en route. Somehow they ended up in Pattaya.

I think they landed in La Bamba as they could see it was comfortable and not too much noise. I also think that they had no idea that it was an LB bar.

I explained what I could about the bar and the staff and they were genuinely interested in the 3rd gender. I thought maybe they were on some mission to find out more about all that they had read in travel books.

There seemed to be no gentle way in which to describe Pattaya -

Biggest brothel in the world.

They had not heard of Walking Street which was a shock so I suggested that they make the pilgrimage (ouch!) and maybe visit the Blues Factory - I was desperately trying to think of a venue where flesh was not on sale.

They enjoyed their drinks and seemed pleased to have found a bar that was not too seedy where they could check out all those other places that their husbands were probably in!!

[udrees]

is Moo post-op already ?

[Ladyboy Lust]

MOO? NOO!

[dixon cox]

They enjoyed their drinks and seemed pleased to have found a bar that was not too seedy where they could check out all those other places that their husbands were probably in!!

Oh no!!! - Is La Bamba losing it's seediness? - Hehe, that tickled me Rossco

Good that those ladies weren't too opinionated, which is often the case in that kind of situation

I love it when 'other' farang are genuinely interested in the scene.

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Not forgetting YM - excellent stuff - I enjoyed the whole report very much. Lots of cool pics, interesting comments and stories.

The effort and time you put into it all is clear and much appreciated

- kob khun krab

[freebirdabc]

As already said, Moo ain't Pre-Op. Or something happend since the last weekend.

By the way, I'm really curious how many "Miss you" mails you got from her. I really love this "Thai-Thing", my whole cell phone is full of this kind of message from countless bar girls including Moo.

And I still wonder bout how many people Thais think of everyday

To push it further, how many were so lucky to listen to all those "I don't like my job, want to find someone, don't have a boyfriend, cause who wants a hooker as his girlfriend, take care of..." stuff? If I may guess, everyones heard it?

And not to forget, the best thing: "You are really different from my other customers, i REALLY like you."

tit

[kliome]

YM

You're pictures and stories contributed over the last two months have been outstanding.

I'm back home for 2 months and your ongoing reports will keep me alive until a get back for Songkhran.

Will you be about in April YM?