Okay then...this should have been my first post and instead, in line with my procrastination habits, it is my hundred and something...that is not my age by the way.
If you don’t keep on reading, I swear I won’t be upset with you. I will never know anyway.
About me...I am crazy, stupid and extremely charming...not to mention incredibly modest.
I live by myself, I pay my own rent, I wear socks that match and I love my mom. I am a confident, attractive & comedic person.
I do stunt work. Have you ever seen it in a movie when a hot actor has to reveal his naked ass? That’s my job. Oh, and I’m in the fitness biz, as well as running a church choir...I know we get all sorts here.
The most private thing I am willing to admit: I wear a special cologne. It’s called Sex Panther by Odeon. It’s illegal in nine countries…and it’s made with bits of real panther, so you know it’s good.
I am tremendously successful with ladyboys on Thai Friendly where my profile pic is my ass...actually there is a strong resemblance with my face in that photo.
I typically post messages to ladyboys reading something like...
”You should message me if you are: Sexy, smart, fit and fun. I don’t think that’s too much to ask…lol.”
The response rate is 99%...the 1% are those ladyboys who wear the wrong prescription glasses.
Things I like to engage with:
Travel, surprises, music, dancing, sports, books, last minute plans, ladyboys.
Photography, museum, craziness, spontaneity, going out (but also staying in), ladyboys.
Sharing, simplicity, respect, flip flops (yes, the sandals), ladyboys.
Down to earth (however fantasy is also very important), ladyboys.
People, casual, word, news, work, sense of humour about yourself, awareness, ladyboys.
And oh...did I mention ladyboys?
If you, as a BM, happen to pronounce the following sentences regularly, we’re definitely increasing the chance of a good match for a great night out:
“Ok let’s give it a try”
“To be honest, I don’t know”
“I respect that”
“J’adore les escargots” okay this one doesn’t really count...I am just showing off.
In my spare time I am addicted to rock, ’cause my main hobby is that I am a climber. Sometimes when I walk by a brick building I will stop and fondle the wall, it reminds me of rock (and also some ladyboys’ asses), I have a subconscious urge to climb it… if your a climber you will know what I mean, and if not… I’ll take you climbing a few times and you will be doing it too.
I believe in the law of attraction, weird random events that seem too unlikely to be merely coincidence happen more frequently than they should. I spent a number of years in my early 20’s road tripping and meditating.
James Bond is my mentor and The Most Interesting Man in the World is my life coach. A modern day Arthur Rimbaud, if you will...Sadly he was not around when I visited Cascade (now Charade). My every day life never recovered from that experience...it just became better.
Recently a ladyboy from the Philippines resident in Bangkok paid me this compliment: “you navigate seamlessly between fun and serious, sensual and sexual, romantic and raunchy”. You can get a grasp of what I’m like from my friends prospective from this quote, and the “raunchy” part I hope is more about my sense of humour. Lol.
Six things I could never do without:
· Great food
· Music
· 5 Senses
· Sex
· Adrenaline
· Ladyboys
I used to spend a lot of time thinking about: When will the world get male birth control pills?
Then I started frequenting ladyboys and now I spend a lot of time thinking about:
What if the hokey poke is what it’s all about?
How to make more desserts on the BBQ.
If everyone Wang Chungs tonight, what would tomorrow be like?
Or the great debate of green vs red Tabasco, do you want the heat or the flavour?
A ladyboy once hit me with the well known cliche’ “Never try - never know”
Personally, I think a lot of maxims are false, including that one as well as ‘fair and balanced’. When I am around ladyboys I prefer ‘Just Do It’ or ‘Got milk?’ They do perk up rather quickly after I say that.
NOW THAT I’VE GOT YOUR ATTENTION…….You’re dealing with the ultimate gentleman/bad boy. No matter what happens, at the end of the day I’ll make you smile, laugh, and wonder, “How come I’ve never met a guy like this before??!!” That is unless you happen to be ASJ as he can’t stand that I copy photos from CiB’s Facebook page. Other than that, he is all right...really!!
I love to listen to smooth jazz music as I relax on my back patio. I hate it when ladyboys are “DROP DEAD GORGEOUS” on the outside and “DROP DEAD GARBAGE” on the inside.
In the past I used to spend a lot of time thinking about having sex with Sofia Vergara, Halle Berry, Salma Hayek, and Kim Kardashian {not @ the same time though}. Then I met Nay in Cascade and I never thought about women any more. For a change the Nay had it...and me...whatever!!
On a typical Friday night I am doing whatever makes money or makes me smile! If you win my sweepstakes, you will automatically win a chance to do these things with me as well. TICKETS ON SALE NOW!!!
I love to live an active life and explore. I am very passionate about helping others and I am currently in the process of putting together a fundraiser to raise money for Cystic Fibrosis by climbing Mt. Rainier. The climb is also being dedicated to one of my clients that I have become very close to and who loves adventure and mountains although unfortunately his lung function prevents him from chasing his dreams due to the high altitude.
My ideal Ladyboy gotta have a… sense of style, the ability to run in very high heels, apparently a very difficult thing to do if you are not a ladyboy, a spark in her eye, a killer smile and absolutely filthy in my chambers. There are other bits too but I can’t reveal absolutely everything in here.
Okay I hope you enjoyed that and if not ...don’t worry...I am only another ass among 7 billion asses.
Piss and Love to you all...or was it Peace?
ZZ
