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#25 goodenough

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Posted 16 October 2011 - 06:44 PM

Saturday. Partyday. Rock untill the walls comes tumbling down day. The day that I, equipped with xyzzy map (how on earth do you pronounce that name??? (never the less, each time I see you post something I get the urge to play some old text-adventure from Infocom - xyzzy, you know what Im talking about :clapclap: )

Hmm where was I? Ah yes, equippied with the map I went out of the the Baywalk residence and got something to eat at the closeby Burger King. From there I went to have a massage - Im a big big man and usually the massage-places arent to happy about the workload I present so I usually get the youngest (read lowest ranked) girl to do the job which is something I don't like since I have my medical issues and need to be properly taken care of.

None the less, I got a masseus that was not a day older than 18 and expected something half hearted but she knew her trade and the massage was excellent. She didn't even make an attempt to any funny-business wich Im glad for since I like a massage to be just a massage.

Rejuvenated I went to Shamrock Bar. My original plan was to go to Soi 6 and venture but Four17 had suggested that he might go to Obsessions so there I was, parked in Shamrock Bar hoping to see someone that I had never seen before go to Obsessions. Well, the only bit of information that I did have was selfportrait-pics, from Four17s own TR where he had replaced his head with Oscar Wildes. While sitting at Shamrock two gentlemen sitting there
invited me to join their conversation and one of them John, I learned later, was the owner of Pattaya Bay Resort. John had one to many to drink and soon left us. But there were new people comming into the bar all the time and look and behold - mr Four17 himself. I recognized him immideatly and fortunately he sat down right next to me while he was studying Obsessions. I invited him to our conversation and after I while I introduced myself and we started to talk about the evening. He told me he was looking for Tata but that if I wanted to go to Famous he would be happy to show me.

Thankyou sir. Leaving the Shamrock he suggested we take a bath-bus so he didn't only help me find Famous, he also helped me loose my cherry, my bath-bus cherry that is, coz even if I have been in LOS several times I have never taken either a Tuk-Tuk or a bath bus.

When we got to Walking Street we had to jump off and Four17 payed the fare for both of us, ty sir! We walked the route that we both had come to know by now, up walking street, a quick stop at Linda Bar where he introduced me to Tanya and Om wich he describes so vividly in his own TR. Then to the corner of Rolling Stone Bar, a left turn, down the Arab-Indo-Turkish blocks and for the fourth time in four days I was in front of VC hotell. From there he took the lead and yes, there it was: FAMOUS Yeah! :D

Inside the business was pretty slow, there was a couple of customers but nothing more. We never even got to the 2nd floor. Once inside the bar I noticed how popular Four17 was, many girls tried to get his attention but he settled for one of them, and quite rightly the most beautiful in the bar - but I'll let him tell all about it in his own TR. Four17 got immideatly in a BJ game with Lita, and Four17 is not only a handsume man, he is also a lucky one and defeated Lita in the "1st to 10 game." Not to happy loosing Lita had to buy Four17 a drink. I decided I'll try my luck against her to and she let me deal but DESPITE CHEATING I lost, much to her delight. Only afterwards I remebered that you are supposed to give yourself, and not the opponent the high cards when you cheat in BJ. :angel:

But Lita shoved to be a mamasan of great quality. She had a few drinks with us and even bought us a few herself. She is a fun girl and I offered her a quick marriage and a million bath if she said yes, only catch was that I was only going to pay her 1 bath per day, but isn't marriage supposed to last for ever?

I didn't see any girl who caught my attention and unfortunately the one that I wanted to talk to, KUNG, wasn't there. Instead a young one, Yo-Yo put her arms around me and did her best to convince me to take her. She is a young, tall girl who smells great but she didn't really do it for me. But she tried very hard and stayed with me for about an hour so I gave her a 500 bath tip for her efforts before I sent her away. Now, don't think as me as acrazy 2 day millionaire, What I wanted to give her was a 100 bath but since I told her I give her a tip and got the bill in my hand, a bill that I first thought was a 100 bath, I didn't want to get her hopes high by showing her the 500 bath bill and then change it to a 100 bath one so I gave her the presented 500 bath bill. Lesson learned - Ill be sure to keep my bills better separated from now on.

After Yo-Yo left (sorry guys no pic of her) another girl tried to get my attention, I bought her a drink and we talked for a while. I forgot her name but she is the pic called great kisser, and even if she at first didn't do it for me, she was a bit to aggressiv, her kissing was great and I might take her for a shorty some other time.

While talking to her in walks Kung, and yes lads, she is a big girl, no pun intended. I gave "great kisser" a small tip but she didn't leave untill she got a phone call frome "some one impotant person" lol. She went out and beside me went Kung. I wasn't to sure about here, I like tall girls but she is a bit, hmm, man-like. Never the less, her acting was one of a ladys and she quickly had me convinced without so much of a hug and I knew I wanted her. But I wasn't in the right mood for the loom that evening so I told her that I would be back some other day. Now it was close to 2:30 am or so and I felt it was time to leave Famous. Four17 and I decided to have a quick burger at the burger cart he so vividly describes in his TR. So, he, his choosen one for the night, "Great kisser", me and Kung left the bar together.

At the burger-cart Four17 again proved what a gentleman he is and took care of the bill for all of us, once again ty sir, It was a real pleasure meeting you and ty for explaining certain things. It will be my pleasure to buy you a drink or two the next time we meet. Anyhow, when we got to the cart "Great Kisser" had a change of mind, perhaps coz she saw how Kung and I hit it off, and left us. No problem, quite the opposite since I now could give all my attention to Kung. While sitting there, eating what indeed proved to be great burgers, Kung got friendly and yes boys, Kung is of ample talent. In fact we made out a bit and she got hard! And man, that thing of hers is like a nucluear missile, not the biggest I've seen, no sir, I have been with a few black girls that had over 10 inches (and no, I did never let any of those things near my bum), but Kung isn't only big, she was hard as sheffield-steel! Unfortunately, my none-loom mood hadn't gone so I passed the opportunity but gave her a few hundred baths a tip for her big (pun intended) effort! While talking Kung told me she is having a big bday party next month since she is reaching the age of 30.

After the burgers Kung and I left, hand in hand for Walking Street, she was of to Lida Bar and I was going to have a beer and then go home. In walking street I sat down at Goodfellas and watched the action at Jennys for quite some time. Then I went to Lidas to say goodbye to Kung but she had left, instead I had my usual chat with Mei, bought her a drink and went home. I of course ran into Nuoi who was very eager but I sad no, and she was clearly put of, but I wasn't in the mood and even if I was, Kung would have been the one.

Now its about 6:30 PM here in Pattaya and Im off to Shamrock before I go to Soi 6.

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#26 goodenough

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Posted 16 October 2011 - 07:00 PM

Had the pleasure of meeting Mr. GoodEnough in the flesh at Shamrock Bar on my last night in Patts -- no coincidence I suppose, as it happens to be across the soi from Obsessions-Patts/Kitten Club. He recognized me from my shirt that I was wearing in my trip report snaps from Tiffany's. Good eye, has GoodEnough.

After some chatting I took it upon myself to make sure that he found Famous Bar, and we proceeded apace to Karl and Lita's, where good times were had. On the way we stopped in briefly at Linda's where I introduced him to Sonya and Ohm. But the bulk of the evening was spent at Famous.


I'll let him tell the rest, but I will say the last I saw of him he was walking down Soi VC arm and arm with Ms. Kung :harhar:

GoodEnough, it really was nice to meet you my man; I enjoyed hanging out with you and hope our paths cross again soon. Hope the rest of the trip goes well too.

:D

Sir, as I state in my post of yesterdays events, the pleasure was all mine, you are a great companion and I would be more than happy to hang out with you again. I guess you are in BKK now and I hope you will have a great time there. :D

About walking with Kung hand in hand, at first it made me feel a bit uneasy but after a little while I was actually just glad to be walking hand in hand with this wonderful girl. :love:

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Posted 19 October 2011 - 05:11 PM

So how is the rest of the trip going GoodEnough? All is well I trust? Enquiring minds want to know.

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Posted 19 October 2011 - 08:01 PM

So how is the rest of the trip going GoodEnough? All is well I trust? Enquiring minds want to know.


Hehe, funny thing, I was wondering the same about you :D Did read your latest post and yes, I am curious, have you "flood" the BKK-lbs? :harhar:

Take care mate. We'll keep in touch

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Posted 19 October 2011 - 08:05 PM

The past few day has been pretty uneventful but on did make a quick stop over at La Bamba. It was smaller than I thought but had a decent number of good looking girls, most of them pretty tall. The bar was smaller than I had imagined and had only one other customer. I bought a girl (can't remember her name but she was from Laos) and the mamasan a drink each, had the normal bar talk - where u from, first time in Thailand, u have girlfriend, etc etc etc and I quickly left. I have been here less than a week and the "bar talk" already bores me to death. But I dont know how to avoid it, since there has to some sort of communication to establish if the lady is likeable or not. Ahh well, I guess it goes with the terretory.

I did decide to stay at the Baywalk resididence for the reminder of my vacation. Although I do change rooms to get a sample of the hotels room-offereings every third day :) There are a few shortcommings, most notably that if you bring a visitor the hotel dosen't take her I.D. For me that is an extra security messaure. Second problem is as I told before that the internet speed varies, sometimes it takes 2 - 3 minutes before loading the LB-69 main page.

Monday I didn't do much, I sleept almost the whole day, had a quick massage at the goldfinger massage just outside the hotel. A good massage it was and I got a happy ending to, despite normaly not liking that since the massage tends not to be so good of the girls offering the happy wee ending, but both was good. The cost was a total of 800 bath (300 + 500). Afterwords I strolled down to Shamrock, had a few beers with a gent. We both walked to walking street where we had a sish-kabab each. Now it was pretty late, close to 3 A.M. so I decided to walk a bit on WS and then go home. I went into Jenny Star Bar, had a beer with Ammy, went out, got caught by freelancer, Nanna from Laos, (before she called her Ana she told me, beautiful, western looking girl). She talked non-stop (good english) for over 20 minutes, including telling me about her three marriages with western guys and about her seeing a fourth guy now. I excused myself and was leaving when she asked "why you not go with me? Im to old for you?" I was going to answer yes (no she wasn't to old but she talked without even giving me a chance to say anything) but I held my tounge and instead said that I had made arrangements with Nuoi. Then she tried to bad-mouth Nuoi about how she was stealing money from clients etc. But I was to tired to listen anymore so I just left. Then I feelt really tired and exhausted so I sat down at the kebabplace and had a water.

Then the old scag Annie approached me, trying to get my phonenumber, I had previously made the mistake of giving her a drink and did, in my drunkness, say something about taking her to dinner, stupid stupid me. But I told her I was taken for the night by Nuoi (wich I hadn't), so leaving the Kebab, I saw Annie follow me at a distance but to my luck Nuoi was outside Lucifers and she called me over and I ended up with going home with her. Although Annie had some harsh words with her before we left WS, and later Nuoi told me that she was afraid that Annie might "box" her.

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Posted 20 October 2011 - 01:47 PM

No doubt about it, there is plenty of blood getting pumped into that hammer of Kung's :clapclap:

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Posted 20 October 2011 - 06:47 PM

Tuesday was the day before Nouis birthday and since she told me she could'nt see me on wednesday (later it turned out to be some sort of misscommunication as she could see me) I told her that my bday present to her was that everything "was up to her" that day. We woke up pretty late and she wanted to go to the movies so went to sea to see some thai romantic comedy. The movie was pretty standard about some girl being dumped after seven years of commitment to a guy called Kung (made me think of King Kung). We then walked around in the mall and I tolde her that I would buy her a gift of her choice. She walked around and looked at several things, from phones to gold necklaces but in the end she declined and said she didn't want anything!

Afterwords we decided to walk back to my hotel, which turned out to be a misstake since it was a pretty long walk in the hot night and by the time we came back I was rather tired and exhausted. We went up to my room and I had a shower before I lay down to rest besides her, now she was getting a bit horny but we didn't have any condoms so out I went to buy some. While I was out I got the idea to have something to eat so an hour passed before I got back to the room and by that time she had fallen asleep. She woke up and said "fuck tomorrow" and hit the pillow again but no sooner I had jined her to sleep her phone rang. It was her LB friend staying in Nuois place that had a party for her own birthday with her russian BF and Nuoi asked if I wanted to go with her but also that if I didn't go she wouldn't go. Since everything was up to her I said sure, lets go. I can't tell U guys how happy she was. First she didn't belive me, and asked "leally? leally?" several times by the time we were in the bath-bus she was kissing me all over. We got to her room and there was apart from her LB friend and her russian boyfriend two other friends.

I gave her a 500 bath note so she could buy us some beer, she returned with some refreshments and gave me the change, all of it - good girl. After a while her LB friend (Jennifer) and her russian friend left and Noui asked me if we could go to soi 6 and dance? Sure, everything was up to her. I told her I would have quick pop-in to Hi Boss and Pooks while she was dancing. I mean, why not take advantage of being in the area? She wasn't to happy about it but when I explained that it wouldn't take more than an hour and that we where going home togheter she accepted it. We and a another LB friend of hers took a bath-bus to the place she wanted to go to, it turned out to be a gay-club :redcard: at soi 7. Devils boys or something like that. Three of us went in, it was about 00:30, and I ordered a beer for us each. Now, Im not a cheap charlie but when the check read 3 x 250 bath :tantrum: I was a bit astonished! Never the less, it was now her Bday and I drank to her staying young After I was finished I gave her a 1000 bath bill so she could order for her self and left.

The walk to Soi 6 was a bit longer than i thought and when I finally got there the time was over 1 A.M. and the Soi was half deserted. A lot of girls in Pooks but no other customer so I stayed outside, Hi Boss had already closed but I talked with a LB standing outside it. Her name was Paul and I took her phonenumber for later use. Then I walked back to the gay club :redcard: where things went bad between me and Nuoi. Before I went in to the main area of the club I sat down in the "lobby" rested and sent a text message to a friend. Guess, who walks in and finds me sitting there, yes Nuoi, she was obviously going to answer her phone when she saw me. "Why you sit here and not with me?", "Why you lie, you not go soi 6?" I explained that I just got back and that I would go in as soon as I had rested. She told me that she and her LB friend had ordered a bottle of Johnny Walker (Red) for 1600 bath. For some reason my mood was becomming bad so I declined to drink with them and instead went out and sat in the sofas again. She told me this was her first time there at the club but for some reason I didn't belive her. Not sure why, might have been me moody and tired or maybe something subconcious? Anyhow, she came out and showed me that she was talking to a customer that wanted her but she opted to stay with me. I told her that she could do wahtever she wanted. Not exactly what she wanted to hear I guess, but being in the gay club wasnt my cup of tea. My bad I guess, I should have been nice to her since it was her bday. She told me that they soon would have a sex show on stage where men and LBs would fuck, I told her I would come in soon. She went in and after a about 15 minutes I went in after. I saw her and her LB friend stand next to the stage watching the ongoing action. Another LB friend of hers was standing at "our" table I went over to her and said "hi". When she saw me she went to Nuoi and started talking but my mood was really bad so I went out of the club. I started to text Nuoi but she run after me and we had an argument. I wont bore you with the details but she ended up following me home.

The next day I told her I wanted to be alone and she asked me if I was going to see other LB? I answered honestly that I didnt know. By now Nuoi was a bit to possesiv for me so I told her to go home and that I would see her Thursday at about 3 P.M.

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Posted 12 October 2011 - 10:08 AM

Hello ladys and gents and welcome to my first trip report. It will be a different one, you'll notice how later, but I still hope it will none the less be an interesting one. Before I begin I would like to take the opportunity to thank all those before me who have invested the time and effort to write all the excellent trip reports on this site, many of whom has been a great inspiration to me and a major reason why Im doing this trip, and of course this trip report. A word of warning though, my english is not the best one and please, don't expect it to be since Im from Sweden. Thank you for your understanding.

Flight & Arrival

I have been ill for a while (no gents, not coz of a STD) and needed a break from my monotone life daily life so after carefull consideration I decided on a Pattaya trip - my very first one (Ive been comming to BKK before so not a total newbie.)

To my delight Thai Air has a promotion going on where U can buy a premium economy ticket for a greatly reduced price (about 1200 Euros) so It was a no brainer since the flight takes about 11 hours. This was my first trip with Thai Air and I must say I liked it very much, Im a very big guy (think Alaskan Bear and then add some) so I need my space and there was no shortage of that, at least not in Thai Airs Premium Economy on the upper deck. (Trying to upload a pic but in case I fail, just take my word for it).And the food was just excellent, well for airfood that is.

We arrived almost 20 minutes ahead of schedule to Bangkok and after a quick immigration (got to go through the fast track, again ty Thai Air) i got my luggage. I had arranged with www.pttaxiservice.com for a car (ty Heelslover for the information) and it was waiting for me. I asked the driver to turn on the AC and off we went and after an incident free ride that lasted an hour and fiften minutes or so the car pulled up to my carefully choosen hotel - The Penthouse

I paid the driver the agreed 1000 bath + some tips since he helped me with my bags. I had booked a Relax 3 room but since i arrived early in the morning they wanted me to pay an extra half days rent for early check in - hell no! :tantrum: Instead I parked my fat ass in the restaurant and while Im waiting to acces my room, Im writing this trip report. :D

In an hour or so I will be granted acess to my room and after some rest it will be time to go out for my first night in P A T T A Y A!

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Posted 12 October 2011 - 10:45 AM

Whoo-hoo!

Right, thats me buckled up for the ride! :D
"My advice is just thank the god that doesnt exist for the rib he didnt take to create the women thats not a women that he didnt make for the naturaly uncut cock n enjoy it, they sure are fun." - Boomdraw

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Posted 12 October 2011 - 11:45 AM

Whoo-hoo!

Right, thats me buckled up for the ride! :D


are you expecting turbluence sir? :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Posted 14 October 2011 - 02:31 AM

that looks very roomy on Thai Air, I take you had no in flight entertainment though?

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Posted 14 October 2011 - 02:59 AM

That's one of their older 747's. Just a movie screen in business class that folds down when they want to show movies and a few ceiling mounted monitors for seats further back.




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