Whilst in pattaya i would only bone femboys, which i regret now, these 2 girls were juicy fruits compared to the skin and bones i was laying from there on out. the girl in the pink dress said her name was beauty(if you say so) she was hilarious. The other girl was named Nicole and she had a slam dunk of an ass. Im a cascade bar guy and they were cascade bar girls. Beauty was horny as hell, nicole , not so much. The sex was probably more fun than it was good, i couldnt stop laughing at what a dumbass the girl in the pink dress was. She kinda looked like an eskimo. She had a hot body ,almost chubby as far as ladyboys go but thats all right with me. Good wood too,and thats all we can really ask for right? Nicole was kinda off, probably drunk on hormones, I didnt really care though. After it all i kinda wish id just taken the girl in the pink dress. This was the last time i went threes up on my trip, its not really my scene. Afterwards they wanted me to take them to mcdonalds but nobody wanted to swallow my load so i was like "no mickey d's for you!!!!!!!!"
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#181
Posted 30 October 2011 - 05:19 AM
Whilst in pattaya i would only bone femboys, which i regret now, these 2 girls were juicy fruits compared to the skin and bones i was laying from there on out. the girl in the pink dress said her name was beauty(if you say so) she was hilarious. The other girl was named Nicole and she had a slam dunk of an ass. Im a cascade bar guy and they were cascade bar girls. Beauty was horny as hell, nicole , not so much. The sex was probably more fun than it was good, i couldnt stop laughing at what a dumbass the girl in the pink dress was. She kinda looked like an eskimo. She had a hot body ,almost chubby as far as ladyboys go but thats all right with me. Good wood too,and thats all we can really ask for right? Nicole was kinda off, probably drunk on hormones, I didnt really care though. After it all i kinda wish id just taken the girl in the pink dress. This was the last time i went threes up on my trip, its not really my scene. Afterwards they wanted me to take them to mcdonalds but nobody wanted to swallow my load so i was like "no mickey d's for you!!!!!!!!"
#182
Posted 31 October 2011 - 01:14 PM
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#183
Posted 31 October 2011 - 08:23 PM
It truly is a delight reading your posts, once again, here on the forum. I think it's safe to say that many of us were quite bewildered by your absence after so many excellent posts, but are relieved by your reappearance.
Your report reads like one part Hunter S. Thompson, and one part Paul Thereaux (excellent travel author).
Congratulations on almost 24,000 views of your trip report...and once again, welcome back amigo.
Nix
#184
Posted 01 November 2011 - 03:24 AM
#185 Guest_Pat Tire_*
Posted 01 November 2011 - 04:29 AM
Mind you, you were lucky that the cops did not catch up with you prior to arriving at the airport for that flight home, they take a very dim view of tourists overstaying and it would have cost you a whole lot more than 500 per day.
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Posted 03 November 2011 - 07:37 AM
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#187
Posted 04 November 2011 - 09:00 AM
i ended up barfining this eightytwenty ladyboy named kung....... through the curtains outta the back came this ladyboy named kung. right off i thought to myself is this perverted enough for you, is this what you came to thailand for you filthy shit? if its just a roll of the dice then this girl is just as good as any. i wouldve rather taken the 2 other girls but it was my first night in pattaya and i was sweating protocol. what can i say my head was still up my ass at this point but it didnt take long before i got it right. it wasnt until the next morning that i realized i slept with a man. finally got that out of the way, thank you famous bar. she ticked off all the boxes. kung looked like a guy with long hair, kung was taller than me, i dont know how old she was but she was probably older than me. she was smoking on my balcony and spitting off it. i was doing the same thing , but im trying to be a man, what about you. when i saw her walking around with the towel around her waist i almost said what are you doing to me man. i figured id just take the mulligan and move on. Its not like this awakening fucked with my head or anything ,man woman gay straight, whatever. whenever i see a ladyboy bent over i chuckle to myself about how much it reminds me of dog balls. weve all had our youthful indescretions.
Have you got advance from your publisher yet? surely someone is going to make a book of this.
Yes Kung is all about what we go for as we near the bottom of the slippery slope, we start off attracted to the type that 99% of folks wouldn't pick as an lb and end up fronting reception with Kung, you just fastracked!
I was with her a few days ago and talking to her last night at the mega party, she wanted to go long time again, but I'm flying home to Australia tonight and didn't fancy spending 9 hours standing in the aisle, too punished to be able to sit.
You didn't waste your money, I've been with Kung and Soda and for mine the value is with Kung. FYI she will be 30 on 24 November and I think she told me she is 183 cm (6 ft). Also she is actually the number 1 earning LB at Famous for the last three months. BM's rave about Guitar, but it seems when they get to the bar they are "touched" by Kung's magic wand and the game plan changes.
#188
Posted 05 November 2011 - 04:23 AM
I'm no slouch in height, foot size or cock, but the tale of the tape had Kung edge Me in all 3 categories. She tells me shes getting Bolt Ons for her BD so invest in silicon now boys, thats a lot of CCs gonna be needed!
zinc n B-6 deficiency's, tends to make folks post crazy things like ''your a fagg you never fuked a trannie prostitute''.. - Boomdraw
#189
Posted 05 November 2011 - 02:09 PM
i gotta say kung was a nice person, i mean thats worth something right? but shes a total gayblade. i saw straight up gay guys in pattaya that id bone before boning kung. what does that say. pretty much nothing. i envy you guys in pattaya right now. id still be there , i just ran out of time, more importantly i ran out of money. i mean whats a farang worth if he got no money, squirt a piss and how do you do. towards the end i was getting a little tight and i could tell just like i was running out of money they were running out of love. i was just hoping they let me down easy. it took me about ten days but im officially done with the land of smiles blues. i was really horrified about coming back home, but here i am. you know what they say, its the most wonderful time of the year. i still got a little smirk on my face, and a little swagger from the damage i did, i guess fucking someone else up the ass everyday will do that to you. even if i had to empty out the wallet to do it. not even so much on the girls but at clubs and on scripts and liquor. trying to find some kind of zone and stay there. one night i was with this ladyboy i asked her what she was on she said she just got her hormone shot. i woulda tried that if i didnt think it would fuck with my dick. hindsight is a bitch but i really wish i hadnt gone off the deep end my last week. i missed a flight and spent the next 7 days smoked into oblivion. i guess i didnt even wanna think about going home, its hard to have sex when your motor skills are maple syrup.
early on i met this ladyboy named lin who kinda stood me on my head. we were one and done but what a slow ride it was. it was one of those afternoons where it felt like it was gonna be two days till tomorrow. She said she was from Udon Thani. i remember at restaurants i would order food from there just cause she was on my mind. the ladyboy i was with at the time would always ask me "why you order food udon thani style" because udon thani food tastes like shit, all i could do was smile. i saw her on walking street the night before and i said "do you remember me , we were looking right at each other" she said "everybody looks at me" and wasnt that the truth. more so than any ladyboy i was with, i mean everywhere the fucking russians would stare, the chinese and indians and the falang women would look at her with these bewildered eyes. it was something else. even when we were doing it and she was looking up at me it kinda rattled me. "we gotta switch doggy baby doggy" she died when i said that. she had a motorbike but she was a damn shaky driver , whoa. I almost had to commandeer the fucking thing. in her own words she was sexy not beautiful, but trust me guys, dont fall down if you see her. we spent a day going everywhere , she was cool, i never saw her again.
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#190
Posted 10 November 2011 - 01:05 PM
heres a ladyboy i met on soi 6 ,i think it was so what bar. i got this thing about soi 6 girls and all of them being fucked silly. but this ladyboy named C looked damn good to me. the first time i met her i was washed so i told her id come back when i was thinking clearly and ready to act. it mustve been 3 or 4 days later. we went upstairs. did it. then i fell asleep on the shorttime bed. i cant beleive i fell asleep on a fuckbed in a shortime room on soi 6. i dont think i ever slept so soundly before. i guess she had a farang on deck or something because she shook me up after a few minutes. you cant sleep here she said to me. thanks for the hospitality, what can you expect for 700 baht. i had no fucking clue where i was when i awoke. it was a trip looking out he window and seeing soi 6 down below me. she was beatuiful especially under the red lights in that room. pretty much spot on as far as looking like a lady. great tits. i used to be a tit guy, what happened? this just goes to show you how many ladyboys there are in pattaya. i didnt think twice about this one until just now looking at these pics. seeing them id give my left brain to take her behind the woodshed. i cant think of many better ways to spend about an hour.
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