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[koykaeng]

where the fuck did that paew get her sense of style from.?
looks like she works in a bleedin charity shop.

I took Paew home with me a few weeks ago, and had to chuck her out.

She was pretty "out of it", although did apologise the next time we crossed paths.

She cetainly does have a unique sense of style.

Cheers
Koykaeng

[petesie]

Petesie's "Off The Handle" Trip Report 3

Ezy was the usual late affair...............erm.............I seemed to remember putting Pudding on my my head for a Davy Crockett impression and the poor wee bugger slid off my baldie napper..............man it squealed for ages like I'd killed it................sorry wee fella............around 5ish I fell outa there.............back to the snuggle pit for some serious kipperooni's.................I've been at it a fair old while.................

We awake to some serious chat and she disappears to pick up friends sister visiting from Laos..............cute wee thing...............what her name I say................ "Chicken"...................awright........well she's got the legs for it.............

We take the feathered one to the Cental Mall and to Svensons for some ice cream then into the cinema plex to see 2012.................wow what a great movie................the night before Kate told me her Auntie wants her to go to America and she pay ticket....................as California disappears beneath the waves I said, "still want go America?"......................Nooo..................too many ploblem..................ah.....I see what ye mean sweetie!

We hop a bus to the Strasse and enjoy a feed in a Seafood place overlooking the bay.............good grub and a cool breeze to enjoy the fireworks with.............

The girls go off for a wander and so do I...........into La Bamba, Wonderful Bar, Papa and Nong Bar.............and say hello to young Bo.........then after my shower I head up to Pook Swan to Barfine Annie................but alas she now works Soi 6 with the addition of my favourite pool playing buddy............Ping Pong............so I enjoy a jibber jabber with the portly Mamasan and one girl comes up and hands me her phone.............its wee Aum.............she with "Cussamer" but wants to come to see me.................sorry Dahling............cannot..............good grief..........

[FatboyUK]

Sounds like quite a few have followed Mamasan Lisa to Pooks Bar.....guess I'll now be doing less walking then I originally planned.

[duke007]

moo is stunning but i am defo in the unhappy bm camp. why oh why, what could have been.
anthony 70 the lucky cunt was there when she had the taw

Always that very subject shall remain a stumbling block in the minds of most BMs.............however, we all know of her somewhat troubled past............perhaps this was the root cause of her turmoil.............

Who knows............we can all hypothesise but at the end of the day its her call................good luck to you Moo.................... ;-)

Did Franck pay for the Op with the Moo fund he set up?

Looking forward to this TR pete lad

[dixon cox]

DC it looks like you have the Los blues by the way you are harrying poor Petesie here

... but only one month to go

... By the way DC, Bow was asking fr you.

Yes, yes, yes!



Btw.... I always enjoy petesie's reports.......

[larrylarry]

Hey good start Petesie -

I guess Moo will no longer be serving sausage in her breakfast buffet

[petesie]

Petesie's "Off The Handle" Trip Report 1

Ok boys here we go

Uneventful flight with good old Qatar...apart from a sudden drop as we approached Bangkok...there was a girlish scream let out..I really must try to stop that.

The flight was actually quite full..maybe the high season will actually happen.

I watched Wallender on the superb in flight entertainment system as I hadn't seen it before so it was nice to relax and enjoy it with my usual whiskies...there were a fair few flights in at the same time so I whizzed through at a good old march and avoided the "Farangulators" and made immigration with only 5 people in front of me.

Mr T's were waiting for me at Gate 3..the driver was a little woman about 4' 8"...they must be short staffed.

[paultain]

Aye! that's right Petesie.......... rub salt into the bloody wound. Me sitting here twiddling me thumbs. Anyway you 2 Celts have a ball.

[dixon cox]

Great :|

Looking forward to the pics of the taxi ride to Pattaya, you checking into the hotel and, of course, the unforgetable first buffet breakfast.




Get the fuck on with it!

[koykaeng]

Petesie is currently experiencing some turbulence. :|

His trip report will resume shortly. ;-)

In the meantime, please remain seated and keep your seat belt fastened low & tight.

This is Koykaeng speaking.......

[philpedley]

Like Shakespeare, he’s keeping his audience waiting... but hopefully not for too long!