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#205 petesie

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Posted 05 December 2009 - 09:23 AM

Last few.....................a very special thanks to La Bamba for a very memorable evening.................muhwah!

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Posted 05 December 2009 - 01:04 PM

and then nurse Kate said bend over son, you may feel a slight prick :D


Kate had a fine weapon there Patrick..............unfortunately I wasn't quite in the mood for any "injections" so my medicine could only be administered orally......................... :blush: :D


I did meet Kate in Soi Diana a couple of times briefly, but didn't actually get any further.

If I knew she had such a sizeable syringe, I would have scheduled an inoculation immediately. :harhar:

Great reporting Petesie, thoroughly enjoyable.

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#207 donnykey

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Posted 05 December 2009 - 04:09 PM

Great reporting Pete. You're getting very good at this.

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#208 petesie

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Posted 05 December 2009 - 08:29 PM

Great reporting Pete. You're getting very good at this.

Cheers DK


Praise from the master is praise indeed...........!

Funnily enough despite the knocks, jars and occasional heartaches I still enjoy going out there and seeing whose around and how life is with them at that particular time..................never a dull moment.............!

Meeting the BM's is great too.............hope to meet many more!
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#209 gazz469

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Posted 06 December 2009 - 08:07 AM

Petesie just read your whole report in 1 swoop and well done.
A number of things I can relate to-
# Mr T's bloody driver took me from the airport to BK instead of Patts and,as he couldn't speak any English I had to make 6 calls to Mr T's number to get turned around
# had a few wild nights in X-Zyte too and although it works out to be expensive I enjoyed the non-stop action
#that Apple from Casanova is a cute gurl but Monica is better!
# I left some heartstrings there too but your TR has helped me think about moving on and planning the next trip

Loved your report and the style of the thoughts :clapclap:
I think we said hello in EZY.

Cheers :rock:
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#210 petesie

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Posted 06 December 2009 - 09:30 AM

Petesie's "Off The Handle" Trip Report 17

The SLBT's last day today..................so we have a fair few in the afternoon in Pook Swan, Pook Soi 6, Redlight Bar to name but a few..............then carry on visiting of course La Bamba and a few others..................

We head up towards the Strasse and hit this little Indian just past the Royal Garden Shopping Plaza........................or should I say.................it hit us.....................it tasted all right at the time but we only noticed later that the extraction fan from the toilet went straight to the kitchen...........................aargh!

Things weren't right after that and went swiftly downhill ...............we paid a visit to Sunnee Plaza to say cheerio to Bigtel................erm...............not our cup of tea..............though we did try to pass on Hoot to the eager boys who were waving and saying ,"Hello Blackshirt............you for me"...............

So we led the nervous one away back to the relative safety of Walking Street...............passing through the Arab quarter which was certainly interesting enough...............

I suggested Gemini bar in Simon Beer Complex where we played pool with Pookie......................Hoot could see the attraction and the BF was paid......................she told the Hansum man to call her when he was ready for her at the hotel.....................

I don't think this arrangement sat to well with the big fella so needless to say this changed later on..................

The SLBT was feeling decidedly dodgy after the Indian and as I had exactly the same................so was I..................as he was off to BKK in the morning he called it a night at 1am and headed back...................Hoot and the other dodgy geezer decided to hit Ezy.................

A fairly good old night ensued in there and we enjoyed good company and tunes...................the boss was a wee bit worse for wear as he'd been at it all day on Soi 6................ha ha!

XYYZ had just arrived so it was nice to meet him though his comment that I was older than he thought did not go down to well..................nah.............only kidding.....WGAF!

Hoot was as usual getting molested and I was cosy with Sasa.................Hoot had a mid drink change from Ink to Chocolate...............Ink disappeared for 5 minutes to find she's been replaced...................got to be quick with that fella sweetie!

Around 4am we'd all had it and stomachs were rumbling..........................I decided I'd throw up if any exertions were required so discretion was the better part of valour and tonight once again.......................I sla-eep alone.................sorry Sasa.........though she had a nice tip......

As we headed home down the Strasse who should we meet but our Katie................erm............hello dear................we had a few brief words then I followed Hoot and Chocolate on home......................as I got off the Baht bus at the Avenue Choccie gave me a nice hug and a kiss................thank you sweetie......good grief................!

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#211 petesie

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Posted 06 December 2009 - 09:34 AM

Thinking on it...............I never really got over the after effects of that crap meal for a week....................

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Posted 06 December 2009 - 10:26 AM

XYYZ had just arrived so it was nice to meet him though his comment that I was older than he thought did not go down to well..................nah.............only kidding.....WGAF!

Glad to meet you and thanks for the nice TR. Hope I didn't upset you too much. :angel: And further proof no one can remember my board name. :D
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#213 petesie

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Posted 06 December 2009 - 10:33 AM

Petesie just read your whole report in 1 swoop and well done.
A number of things I can relate to-
# Mr T's bloody driver took me from the airport to BK instead of Patts and,as he couldn't speak any English I had to make 6 calls to Mr T's number to get turned around
# had a few wild nights in X-Zyte too and although it works out to be expensive I enjoyed the non-stop action
#that Apple from Casanova is a cute gurl but Monica is better!
# I left some heartstrings there too but your TR has helped me think about moving on and planning the next trip

Loved your report and the style of the thoughts :clapclap:
I think we said hello in EZY.

Cheers :rock:



It was nice to meet you Gazz and indeed many other BM's...........there was quite a few around!

I've already booked my next trip though I've delayed it till the end of April to give my heartache and depleted wallet a chance to recover................ 8)
"My advice is just thank the god that doesnt exist for the rib he didnt take to create the women thats not a women that he didnt make for the naturaly uncut cock n enjoy it, they sure are fun." - Boomdraw

#214 petesie

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Posted 06 December 2009 - 10:56 AM

XYYZ had just arrived so it was nice to meet him though his comment that I was older than he thought did not go down to well..................nah.............only kidding.....WGAF!

Glad to meet you and thanks for the nice TR. Hope I didn't upset you too much. :angel: And further proof no one can remember my board name. :D


I remember the reason for it though.................!

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Posted 06 December 2009 - 10:20 PM

I suggested Gemini bar in Simon Beer Complex where we played pool with Pookie......................Hoot could see the attraction and the BF was paid......................she told the Hansum man to call her when he was ready for her at the hotel.....................

I don't think this arrangement sat to well with the big fella so needless to say this changed later on..................


You'll be happy to learn this transgression was later corrected. Stayed with her the remainder of the trip. That's about as close to a Mrs. Hoot as I've had on my journeys thus far...

Had a blast catching up with you and the SLBT. Never a dull moment when you guys are in town! I think my liver will be on injured reserve for the foreseeable future :D


 


#216 petesie

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Posted 06 December 2009 - 10:34 PM

Petesie's "Off The Handle" Trip Report 18

The next day the SLBT dumps his bags at midday in my Loom and we gather Hoot and head on up to the butchers for our last breakfast...............we have a laugh and then the main man catches his ride to BKK................I mooch around the Loom for a wee while then crack around 3 and wander up to Pook Swan..............I have a few games of pool with Ek and I'm shortly joined by the Hootster...............

We shoot pool and consume bottles of beer and cider and depart for one in the Blue Room................Nong is there with the new supersized Fun Bags..............we buy her a drink and I stick my head between them for the wobble wobble check..............yep............everythings ready to go...............I think the Hootster had her on his list but to be honest it's early and we're not up to her hard sell technique...............doesn't seem to be any fun there so we give it a miss and toddle off to Nong bar where I introduce himself to wee Bo.................

She is sans make up so the appeal either isn't there yet or maybe we've not had enough to drink...................I on the other hand have a hard on that would kill a wee horse.................................

We switch to Papa bar and Kate has twigged I'm up for it..............Hoot departs and I head on back to the LK and get thoroughly raped.................wow this one has some stamina.............there's a jizz fest going down and I'm flagging...............we have a swift snooze then get cleaned up and go to the flicks to see Ninja Assassin............good gory movie this...................

We head on down to a beer bar where her flatmates work and we have a fair few there before I barfine them all and we go to the Issan Nightclub which I recognise from Donnykey's pics..................

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