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[Nick Bullseye]

no arse hose.?

If only this is the problem, screw off the shower and you got your hose.

[julianx]

that trip report was TRIPPY.it had drama.love,sex,tears and good times.fuck you really put meaning to 'you only live once'.
and you managed to let go of a diamond...legendry...!
great trip report,very genuine and humble.
nooks66

[petesie]

Petesie's "Off The Handle" Trip Report 12A

We hit a lively beer bar with a band playing and they mistakenly give us beer instead of cider...............we struggle with this inferior brew and end up leaving it..................we wander up the road to Nana and hit Voodoo lounge.................the two who swore their hearts to us last night are not there.............so we have a cuddle with the replacements and try out Spankies................

Nice enough place but the fleshorama displayed before us has no impact on our instruments................so we switch on the Gaydar and head for Obsessions.........................

Number 2 does it for me and she has lovely soft lips........................the very lovely Natty................so the barfines are paid and we take the gals for something to eat in Charlies Kitchen and get a bit better acquainted...................

We then hit the Beer bar with the band and enjoy a few G&T's..............I grab Natty up for a boogie and we are getting along and she is now snuggling into me nicely.................

We have a fair few and enjoy the pool being played before us.................one guy has had too many and jumps his turn and is having none of it when the pool girl points this out to him...........................so the doorman is fetched who immediately tries to throw the wrong guy out............dearie me................

We take a walk home and we shower and have a god old chat................Natty is lovely and soft and we do pretty well together until my eyes are rolling so its withdrawal from the battlefield for a good old snuggle...............she departs around 6 am as the AC is getting to her as it is me and both our noses are blocked.................we have a hug and of course I take her number....................

Off to Patts later................Lucky Love party tonight but of course we will have hit everywhere else first so Gawd knows what state we'll be in..........................yee-har..................

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[pacman]

......so we switch on the Gaydar and head for Obsessions.........................
Number 2 does it for me and she has lovely soft lips.....

I have just spent 17 days staying at the Penthouse above Obsessions & I thought I had met all 30 ladyboys inside the bar but I cannot place Natty. Has she just started? Maybe she looks different in her civvies? There is so much talent working there, I guess I could have missed one.

I could recommend a few names but I see you are managing just fine without any help.

.........she departs around 6 am as the AC is getting to her as it is me and both our noses are blocked......

The aircon in the room causes so many cases of pneumonia it is a bloody health hazard. I keep the remote close by so as soon as the room is cool or I wake up from the cold, I turn the damn thing off.

This isn't just confined to LOS, anywhere in the tropics where people lie down with the AC turned to max, has the same problem.

[boarhog]

I think the heat is getting to ya mate.

Petesie is reffering to BKK obsessions, which is why you don't recognise Natty. The good news is you didn't let any slip by you down in Patts, the bad news for us is we still have no trip report about some of these 30 girls.

[Cockeyed]

Hey Petesie

Just catching up on your latest escapades ...

This is a brilliant real-time real-life TR.
I really feel for you as you live the end of your lub affair with hundreds of avid readers.

Love and lust are so intrinsically mixed in LOS, aren't they?

When I started my first trip I remember reading the advice to leave my heart at the airport.
But how many of us can really do that?

[petesie]

Hey Petesie

Just catching up on your latest escapades ...

This is a brilliant real-time real-life TR.
I really feel for you as you live the end of your lub affair with hundreds of avid readers.

Love and lust are so intrinsically mixed in LOS, aren't they?

When I started my first trip I remember reading the advice to leave my heart at the airport.
But how many of us can really do that?

I'm afraid this trip has had more lust than "Lub" Cockeyed...............
which will certainly appease some of my previous detractors...........

I've actually been using P4P in a more professional approach..........though my personal niceties remain...................

The replacement for the vacant position in my heart remains unfilled though I have conducted several intensive interviews.......

Usually I leave LoS with a heavy heart and a light wallet...........the latter remains a constant.................the previous burden on my emotions may have been greatly relieved however this has been replaced by some concern...................

Hopefully this will also pass uneventfully............

The Trip Reports we submit for the general pleasure of the Forum are not merely holiday escapades but also a record of moments in time.....................

I can look back at our Katie when I first met her with her somewhat femmeboy appearance to the person who has blossomed into a facinating individual..........wow.................

Last day today so I shall attempt to make the most of it........................

[petesie]

I think the heat is getting to ya mate.

Petesie is reffering to BKK obsessions, which is why you don't recognise Natty. The good news is you didn't let any slip by you down in Patts, the bad news for us is we still have no trip report about some of these 30 girls.

Thanks for that BH.............I'm sure Paccers will do the traditional cut 'n paste shortly when time permits................

[pacman]

Oh damn...

Humiliated in front of my peers...... again!!

I want to do a proper report, C+P isn't good enough IMO. Just as soon as I can organise some time, I will get onto it.

Obviously Petesie missed my offer we swap forums with our stories, though the way his is shaping up, he is having a better time than I did... Damn again!!

[petesie]

Oh damn...

Humiliated in front of my peers...... again!!

I want to do a proper report, C+P isn't good enough IMO. Just as soon as I can organise some time, I will get onto it.

Obviously Petesie missed my offer we swap forums with our stories, though the way his is shaping up, he is having a better time than I did... Damn again!!

I simply couldn't compete with some of the stunners that graced your pole.................

I have posted on the other main forum before but to be honest I much prefer the exclusiveness of LB69 and I'm content enough to post for the benefit of the BM's I have met and have yet to meet here......................

Mind you...........there's a fair few nob shots coming up...........