Cocktails & Dreams Nov '09 - Nov '10
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Posted 30 January 2010 - 04:27 PM
#2858
Posted 30 January 2010 - 04:30 PM
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#2859
Posted 30 January 2010 - 04:50 PM
On a footnote: i like, occasionally to give the newbies a Road Test, back at The Skylab. Well, last night i tried one, who's name must remain hidden until after tonight, and it was the WORST ever trial. Thank God, she's not been barfined yet.
She didn't know how to kiss, performed the most pathetic bj imagineable, didn't like me to bj her, failed to accomodate The Full English, and then when i jumped off and said enough's enough, you're going home now, she held out her hand with the single utterance "money". Oh, and she had a really hairy arse, yeuck!
Her english is so limited, i don't think she quite got the gyst of "fuck off, you useless piece of shit", although i'm sure my manner in getting her out the door in record time may have given her a hint. So, IF she turns up at the bar tonight, i'll get NingNong to help with the translation of "You're fired".
I'm sure many people criticise the fact that i go with girls from my own bar, but in this instance i have saved you, the customer, a possible bad experience, and a big complaint later.
#2860
Posted 30 January 2010 - 04:50 PM
More of the lovely Nicole:
#2861
Posted 30 January 2010 - 04:52 PM
#2862
Posted 30 January 2010 - 04:59 PM
OMG, no End shot today! I must try harder!
On a footnote: i like, occasionally to give the newbies a Road Test, back at The Skylab. Well, last night i tried one, who's name must remain hidden until after tonight, and it was the WORST ever trial. Thank God, she's not been barfined yet.
She didn't know how to kiss, performed the most pathetic bj imagineable, didn't like me to bj her, failed to accomodate The Full English, and then when i jumped off and said enough's enough, you're going home now, she held out her hand with the single utterance "money". Oh, and she had a really hairy arse, yeuck!
Her english is so limited, i don't think she quite got the gyst of "fuck off, you useless piece of shit", although i'm sure my manner in getting her out the door in record time may have given her a hint. So, IF she turns up at the bar tonight, i'll get NingNong to help with the translation of "You're fired".
I'm sure many people criticise the fact that i go with girls from my own bar, but in this instance i have saved you, the customer, a possible bad experience, and a big complaint later.
Jim
I think your "road testing", as demonstrated here, is a valuable service.
Glad to see you put yourself to all that trouble, merely to be a better host.
;-)
#2863
Posted 30 January 2010 - 05:02 PM
I know, Triat, and she's so excited about a possible holiday??
Ahh, that would be a "yes" ....
#2864
Posted 30 January 2010 - 05:56 PM
#2865
Posted 30 January 2010 - 06:31 PM
More of the lovely Nicole:
Excuse me a moment while I pick my jaw up off the floor. What an exceedingly gorgeous girl.
#2866
Posted 30 January 2010 - 06:53 PM
made my day back home here where the snow is almost 40cm high....and i work "outgoing" at the moment...
A ladyboy is a kind of creature...that makes a txt saying...dont you trust me...and send it to 20 people...
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#2868
Posted 30 January 2010 - 07:07 PM
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