LB Masseuse
#13
Posted 01 September 2008 - 01:23 PM
Called her up, came over on time, no problem. Tried to be clear about wanting a legit massage upfront. It was oil or nothing. Fine. 10 minutes into a rather poor effort, she started in on the funny business. And there was really no getting her to turn back to her official duties. Any possibility of massage was out the window and it was straight fucking time. Fine, but if I had wanted a straight shag I would've picked someone a lot hotter than her. The "massage" amounting to about 10 minutes of foreplay. But whatever, I bought the ticket, so I took the ride. Sex was ok, though she couldn't come ("It take me two hour"), and her breath left something to be desired.
But here's the zinger: Afterwards, instead of just handing her money, I kindly asked her how much I could give her. When I stopped laughing after she said "5000," I realized she was actually serious. I rallied from the insult and remained calm, and explained that I'm no schoolboy and that I've done my homework and know what others have paid, and handed her 1500. She started complaining about costs for leaving the shop, etc. So I gave her 500 more. She complained more. Gave her 500 more just to get her out the door and told her she won't be seeing me again.
You don't know me, but I really like to consider myself a nice, and even generous, person. But I really didn't like her attitude, for what amounted to decent business at 3 in the afternoon in the low season for about 45 minutes.
I recommend clarifying the cost upfront. Hopefully you'll have better luck than me.
#14
Posted 01 September 2008 - 04:37 PM
Yes its always better to negotiate before! You should have throwed her out with the 1500 Baht.
#15
Posted 02 September 2008 - 02:19 AM
However, one thing I would comment on and it is general. Do not give in to a girl's complaining if she wants more money, admittedly in this case it was partly your fault farangbah for not settling and agreeing on price beforehand.
If they complain and succeed in getting another THB1000, as your massuese friend did, they will quickly learn that it's financially beneficial to complain for more money and then we all start getting it in the neck and wallet (or sock).
This is similar to people over-paying for services when it isn't necassary, but I don't want to take this warning off-topic.
As recoil said, should have kicked her out with the 1500, but a lesson learned.
Meum cerebrum nocet
#16
Posted 03 September 2008 - 11:59 AM
I just hate conflict and tension over money. But I let her get away with one. Lesson learned, indeed -- and word to the wise...
cheers.
#17
Posted 03 September 2008 - 06:27 PM
I just hate conflict and tension over money.
I understand, but sometimes you have to!
#18
Posted 21 October 2008 - 02:42 PM
The experience in the shop was good massage and after a very relaxing massage the finish was very satisfactory -
In my room by my choice it was always very little massage and a lot of sex- I found her to be very passionate about sex and loves to give as well as take. She is a very good kisser but I had to give her fresh mint - a very minor obstacle
Re payment I always found her to be clear upfront - in call 300 Baht massage and 1000 Baht services
Out call 500 baht massage & 1000 Baht outcall with 100 baht for taxi.
I have had no issues as she stayed with me the whole night at the same rates - she just wanted to sleep in a big room and in comfort - small request of a girl from the back of nowhere.
I did have it out with her once more in the morning and gave her a big breakfast & tip.
She is well worth a try
#19
Posted 29 October 2008 - 11:18 AM
As above, little massage and Passionate Sex. Great personality, wish she had 3 more inches in length and circumference
Still sneds me SMs, must have made a small impression or too passionate...
#20
Posted 17 January 2009 - 04:57 PM
I stayed at the Town Lodge in Soi 18 a couple of weeks ago and had previously made a mental note about this place when booking my room. Unfortunately I had my regular LB "girlfriend" with me who is typically jealous and over-protective towards other LB's.
Having to walk past Ruay Jung on my travels to and from the hotel I'd given Tan a couple of sly winks out of sight of my girlfriend and after about the 6th pass I couldn't resist any more. Having woken my girlfriend from one of her regular slumbers one afternoon I announced I was going for a massage and headed down the soi.
I must admit that I only had decent intentions and really I only wanted a good oil massage. I explained this to the mamasan upon arrival and was ushered towards a cute lady to which I replied "No, ladyboy is OK".
Anyway I headed upstairs with Tan and she was immediately all over my cock and asking if i wanted to fuck her, "No" was the reply, "just an oil massage please sweetie". The conversation continued in this vein for about the next 5 minutes with her offers followed by my flat refusals.
She then proceeded to sulk and didn't say anything for about 20 minutes, and I must say her skills as a masseuse are rather unimpressive. Things heated up again when I rolled over onto my back with a bulging boner. This seemed to reinvigorate her and the offers started again.
Let me tell you, this is the ultimate test for any man.....and a test I was never going to pass. I quickly negotiated a 300 baht fee for a handjob and five minutes later I was showered and back in my room snuggling up to the girlfriend.
I'm not sure I'd go back again in a hurry as she is a terrible masseuse and the photos I've seen posted are rather flattering, she doesn't look anywhere near as good in person. Also if there were other punters upstairs you don't have much privacy, probably best advised to arrange a session in your room.
She does have a certain charm though, and I think she'd be a good shag, just remember that it's a waste of time visiting her for anything other than boom boom.
#21
Posted 18 January 2009 - 04:12 AM
The place was further down the street from the Rembrant hotel. Probably one of the worst looking establishments I've been in for a massage. Very basic and it smelled of short time room.
I asked for Tan by name - the lady downstairs comfirmed i wish to have ladyboy - which i answered yes for Oil Massage.
I was taken upstairs and lead to an 'open' forum with various mattresses on the floor only seperated by dirty curtains. Tan looked ok to me when she appeared (after i stripped off).
The standard massage was brief before other interesting alternatives were discussed. She did everything you could wish for and more. I was impressed with her.
She stripped off totally. No tits (femboy frontage) but looked good to me.
The owners of the place clearly know whats happening as Tan was vocal and talked dirty during the session which was excellent.
Only down sides was she asked for 2,000 THB which i thought steep. I offered 1,000 and was countered by 2 which i accepted. Especially since i stipulated that I only wished an hour. Secondly her breath wasnt great - probably just and an insect snack or didnt clean beforehand. But it was only minor quibbles - as i would most certainly return. Pity theres not more Tan's in the oil massage business. Its the perfect day retreat... and I visited at 1pm - normally sleeping time for LB's
#22
Posted 04 May 2011 - 12:52 PM
#23
Posted 04 May 2011 - 01:31 PM
I didn't see her when I visited about 6 weeks ago, but I was in search of Lek, who I found an all round better experience.
#24
Posted 10 May 2011 - 04:37 PM
Cheers
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