Voodoo, By Gad your right sir, I did a search on Matchman and found his trip report, I can't believe I'd missed it earlier, well maybe it's due to the fact that the wife arrived back from the UK last weekend and I haven't been haunting the board as much since then.
I'm absolutely outraged, all that talk about protecting her virtue, protecting it for himsel! The man's an obvious cad, still I suppose by propping the chair behind the door he did prevent a gang rape.
All the same Voodo, you seem like a nice Irish lad so I don't know why you would want to hang around with matchman, I'm sure your mother wouldn't approve.
Anyway Lek told me if she had to go with customers she would be thinking about me, if that was too hard she would at least lie back and think of Wat Arun.
I hope that matchman is not back in town in June I'm a lover not a fighter
My recent Thailand Trip
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Posted 26 April 2007 - 06:18 PM
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Posted 26 April 2007 - 10:09 PM
to be sure to be sure patrick top of the morning to you sir.so your good self and matchman took a horrid shine to the same kitten mmm.thers plenty more where she came from patrick. 
wil it be pistols at dawn r just a little cat fight meaow
wil it be pistols at dawn r just a little cat fight meaow
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Posted 26 April 2007 - 10:20 PM
lol voodoo, i like you ,bud, but i have to stop reading your posts, it gives me a headache and at the end i can´t understand it anyways. Same with rubyjock. Sorry. 
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Posted 27 April 2007 - 10:23 AM
Voodoo, By Gad your right sir, I did a search on Matchman and found his trip report, I can't believe I'd missed it earlier, well maybe it's due to the fact that the wife arrived back from the UK last weekend and I haven't been haunting the board as much since then.
I'm absolutely outraged, all that talk about protecting her virtue, protecting it for himsel! The man's an obvious cad, still I suppose by propping the chair behind the door he did prevent a gang rape.
All the same Voodo, you seem like a nice Irish lad so I don't know why you would want to hang around with matchman, I'm sure your mother wouldn't approve.
Anyway Lek told me if she had to go with customers she would be thinking about me, if that was too hard she would at least lie back and think of Wat Arun.
I hope that matchman is not back in town in June I'm a lover not a fighter
I wonder if your hit man's agend is fully booked :twisted:
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Posted 27 April 2007 - 05:00 PM
Thanks for the idea Franck, I've just made enquiries. turns out he actually has connections in the UK and Ireland, so matchman and voodoo should certainly be looking over their shoulders. Ironically the Irish hit man is a priest, wouldn't it be a pisser if voodoo got popped whilst he was confessing all his Pattaya fun.
Actually I don't have anything against voodoo, other than he alerted me to matchmans dirty dealings, so if I can re instruct father Murphy to just hand out a slapping instead of the ultimate solution I will, if not, sorry voodoo old friend.
Actually I don't have anything against voodoo, other than he alerted me to matchmans dirty dealings, so if I can re instruct father Murphy to just hand out a slapping instead of the ultimate solution I will, if not, sorry voodoo old friend.
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Posted 27 April 2007 - 08:46 PM
god dam patrick you have the blues over that kitten lek i gather.you should have put her in your suitecase and took her home wit you .pattaya is a dangerous place for a hot lb like lek to be roaming the streets alone some bad man mite stick his cock in her ass now would that be a terrifing experience for her
now would that be a terrifing experience for her
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Posted 22 June 2010 - 09:51 PM
very nice old report.
club 131 looks like it was nice back in the day.
club 131 looks like it was nice back in the day.
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Posted 23 June 2010 - 05:26 AM
and Leeds United back in the Championship!
Its been a nightmare.
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Posted 05 July 2010 - 12:47 PM
Yes we're back in The Championship, hopefully just "passing through" 
Marching on together!
Marching on together!
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Posted 15 July 2010 - 08:58 PM
Hi Patrick,
I just finished your 2007 trip report and noting the date, wondered if you were still around. I see that you commented in June 2010, so i wanted to write.
Just a note to say that I can relate to much of what you wrote in your TR. I made my first foray into the darkside only last year on Phuket. Married for many years (now divorced, but not due to LB's), I found it an intoxicating world of both the exotic and the frightening.
I just returned from my own recent LOS trip, where I encountered much of what you wrote......especially that phenomena of experience a bit of a "crush" on one particular LB.
I am still wondering, "what happened to me?".
Great reporting. I will post my own lightweight TR soon.....
I just finished your 2007 trip report and noting the date, wondered if you were still around. I see that you commented in June 2010, so i wanted to write.
Just a note to say that I can relate to much of what you wrote in your TR. I made my first foray into the darkside only last year on Phuket. Married for many years (now divorced, but not due to LB's), I found it an intoxicating world of both the exotic and the frightening.
I just returned from my own recent LOS trip, where I encountered much of what you wrote......especially that phenomena of experience a bit of a "crush" on one particular LB.
I am still wondering, "what happened to me?".
Great reporting. I will post my own lightweight TR soon.....
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Posted 16 July 2010 - 05:49 AM
Hi Nixworld,
Yes I'm still around older and I hope a bit wiser. I am having a couple of days in Pattaya in two weeks time, but I will be avoiding my ex "crush" a long story, but let's just say if your married it really is best to keep LB's on a rental basis trying to avoid the emotional attachment.
Hope your liver is repairing after your time with Rene, but you couldn't have had a better guide.
I hope we might bump into ewach other one day in LOS, but my visits these days are always short, like the next one, just a stop over en route to China.
Yes I'm still around older and I hope a bit wiser. I am having a couple of days in Pattaya in two weeks time, but I will be avoiding my ex "crush" a long story, but let's just say if your married it really is best to keep LB's on a rental basis trying to avoid the emotional attachment.
Hope your liver is repairing after your time with Rene, but you couldn't have had a better guide.
I hope we might bump into ewach other one day in LOS, but my visits these days are always short, like the next one, just a stop over en route to China.
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Posted 17 July 2010 - 04:29 AM
Hi Nixworld,
Yes I'm still around older and I hope a bit wiser. I am having a couple of days in Pattaya in two weeks time, but I will be avoiding my ex "crush" a long story, but let's just say if your married it really is best to keep LB's on a rental basis trying to avoid the emotional attachment.
Hope your liver is repairing after your time with Rene, but you couldn't have had a better guide.
I hope we might bump into ewach other one day in LOS, but my visits these days are always short, like the next one, just a stop over en route to China.
Likewise Patrick. Thanks for the speedy reply. Good to hear from you.
It's a 24 hour journey, and a 12 hour time-zone change for me to visit LOS. My ass is completely kicked with the surreal effects of jetlag for about 4 days on both ends.....
......and it's worth it.
You are absolutely correct about needing to give the liver a rest. I was in LOS for about 3 weeks, and felt like I was on a continuous beer-feed the entire time. My head is still kind of foggy......but yes, Batman is a great guide and a good friend to any Newbie like myself.
I'm thinking of returning to LOS for about 3 weeks around late October or early November. Will you perhaps be around? Would enjoy getting acquainted over a beer or 3.
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