12 replies to this topic

[parrotthead111]

I've read a bunch of articles but I wanted to hear it from guys that have done it. 

[Nick Bullseye]

I have done it. Many times. Was wonderful. Go to La Bamba and ask for Nancy. Best for beginners.

 

No. Now seriously. Tell the LB that you will be a bottom for the first time. Before sex, go to toilet and clean yourself with the bum gun next to the toilet. It is the small shower attached to the toilet. Put it to your ass and push. It will fill your ass with water. Expunge the water. repeat until the expunged water is completely clear.

 

Use a lot of lube - LBs task - and relax.

 

Go for a LB with a small or medium cock. Nancy has a big one. She would rip your ass into two parts.

[parrotthead111]

My cock quit getting hard a couple of years ago and I've always enjoyed putting stuff up there. I found this site and I'm thinking this will be a good fit, so to speak

[Spyder Rocket]

My cock quit getting hard a couple of years ago and I've always enjoyed putting stuff up there. I found this site and I'm thinking this will be a good fit, so to speak

Assuming that you aren't trolling us, go see a doctor, preferably a urologist about your cock not working.

[parrotthead111]

I have seen a dr and he gave me viagra. I don't think my heart is strong enough for it and my cock isn't very big even with the viagra it never has been  ... Now for the troll, I guess I could say I'm not one but wouldn't a troll say that? So how do I prove I'm not one?

[Spyder Rocket]

I have seen a dr and he gave me viagra. I don't think my heart is strong enough for it and my cock isn't very big even with the viagra it never has been ... Now for the troll, I guess I could say I'm not one but wouldn't a troll say that? So how do I prove I'm not one?

There might be something a urologist can do for you. Did your doctor identify the cause of your erectile dysfunction?

Also, there are low doses (5mg) of Cialis and other erectile dysfunction drugs that if taken daily can vastly improve getting and keeping an erection. Many times there are within the accepted window of risk. Depending on your heart condition and whatever medication you are taking for that, there might be some help on that front.

Sometimes if you don't engage in a specific conversation with a doctor about it, they don't bring these things up.

Oh, and one proves they aren't a troll by establishing a reputation of posting thoughtful comments that don't sound like they are meant to be provocative, or primarily for humor's sake.

Pardon me for being suspicious, but we actually get a lot of that sort of thing around here.

Welcome to forum and good luck!

[parrotthead111]

There might be something a urologist can do for you. Did your doctor identify the cause of your erectile dysfunction?

Also, there are low doses (5mg) of Cialis and other erectile dysfunction drugs that if taken daily can vastly improve getting and keeping an erection. Many times there are within the accepted window of risk. Depending on your heart condition and whatever medication you are taking for that, there might be some help on that front.

Sometimes if you don't engage in a specific conversation with a doctor about it, they don't bring these things up.

Oh, and one proves they aren't a troll by establishing a reputation of posting thoughtful comments that don't sound like they are meant to be provocative, or primarily for humor's sake.

Pardon me for being suspicious, but we actually get a lot of that sort of thing around here.

Welcome to forum and good luck!

 

 

Thanks for the Dr advice and for the advice on how not ( or proving) how not to be a troll I guarantee I'm not a troll btw( but we have already established a troll would say that )  

[topcat72m]

Get a butt plug the size of a cock and have some fun with it. Then as said wash lube and most importantly make sure you practice safe sex.

[parrotthead111]

There might be something a urologist can do for you. Did your doctor identify the cause of your erectile dysfunction?

Also, there are low doses (5mg) of Cialis and other erectile dysfunction drugs that if taken daily can vastly improve getting and keeping an erection. Many times there are within the accepted window of risk. Depending on your heart condition and whatever medication you are taking for that, there might be some help on that front.

Sometimes if you don't engage in a specific conversation with a doctor about it, they don't bring these things up.

 

 

It got hard as a rock this morning when I was thinking about giving my ladyboyfriend(is that a word?) head. It hasn't been that hard in years, it didn't last long but ...

[malibu515]

Have you talked to your Urologist about EDEX ? Edex is an injectable prostaglandin. A prefixed syringe with 10, 20 or 40 mcg is injected into the side of the penis. It is relatively painless and will give you a strong erection from one to two hours. It is administered to cancer survivors , after prostate removal and will even work when the nerves in that area are cut. Unlike Viagra, Cialis and Levitra, there are no systemic effects so if your doctor says that it is safe for you to have sex, look into EDEX. Alternative meds are Bimix and Trimix.

[sharkdog]

Have a few drinks first.  It will help you to stay relaxed.

[jfunhun]

Your question was legitimate and deserves a serious answer:

1. MOST IMPORTANT - ALWAYS make sure (verify!!) that the person fucking you is wearing a condom. As a bottom you are MUCH more at risk of catching STD. This is especially true for HIV and HEP (i know! Trust me!!).

2. Make sure that they use LOTS of lube

3. Was 1 or 2 hours before - water spray in wash room is good. Do it many many times until you are squeaky clean. A dirty dck sort of kills the mood.

4. start slow - finger, 2 fingers, small toy etc. Small movements at first, later on they can start pounding!

5. USE CONDOMS!!!! anything that goes in your ass should be clean and be covered in latex!

6. If you are into it, and are NOT on Viagra/Cialis, and no other medications, you can try poppers. They will loosen your sphincter muscles...

 

Good luck!