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[hellojello]

Hi Guys,
 
I've been following this forum for a while, without posting or signing up. I'm in Bangkok right now for the first time, in a Hotel near one of the shopping districts. I feel like sharing my story here, because I can't share it within my social circle. I chose this community in particular, because you write a lot about the other stuff surrounding being attracted to Ladyboys, like accepting yourself, the logistics of meeting them, etc.
 
I've been fantasizing about LBs since I was 16. I had a few experiences before my trip to Bangkok, but none of them were good because I couldn't relax myself. It took a long time to accept that this is just what I like and that I still don't like men. I was afraid of being judged or being seen. I still have a bit of that, but more because of social expectation than about being uncomfortable with what I like.
 
Anyway, now I'm here, and this is my story:
 
Day 1
 
I arrived at Phachara Suites shortly before midnight. The entry hall from Phachara was okay, but the elevator looked old and dated, and the hallways looked dark and seedy. They gave me a studio executive room on the top floor, one of the nicer ones they had according to the website. I'll spare you details, but it was definitely not what I expected from a 4.5 star hotel. The worst part was that the Wifi didn’t work at all. 
 
I couldn’t see myself staying in that room for 10 night, so I went back down to reception, and asked for a new room. They first asked to check if the Wifi works, so we went upstairs, where they proceeded to do nothing but pull their phones out and see if the wifi works. It did not. So they gave me another room, which to my initial delight was a big upgrade and one of their nicest rooms in the house: a 1 bedroom suite. However, the air conditioner didn’t work in the bedroom(it just made noise), the cups in the kitchen were stained, and the vibe of the room was just bad. The Wifi barely worked. 
 
I started chatting with an expat girl who's been living in thailand for two months, who I had been pre-gaming on Tinder before I came here. When I told her where my hotel was, she made me aware that I was in “hooker town”. If she knows this, then everyone I tell about the hotel will know. I can't risk that for my reputation. Besides that, walking around in a public red light district isn’t really for me, because I just don't like the vibe there, and I can't risk showing up in someone's YouTube video.
 
Those two factors together led to me leaving the hotel 8 hours later. But I figured, since I’m here and can barely sleep, I might as well try picking up a ladyboy from Thaifriendly. I got a response back from one of the ones I was most looking forward to boning:
 

 
She came over, and it was instant chemistry. She spoke good english, and was 100% feminine. Her face was more feminine than a lot of the women in my city, who have “man jaw” from all the hormones in the food there. Even when I looked at her for a while, there was no hint of manliness. We sat down and talked a bit until we both were comfortable. Her kisses felt good. She smelled right. It was nothing like those bad experiences I had had in the past with Ladyboys. Her cock was huge and hard.  Her ass was completely clean and hairless and every part of her smelled good. We talked a lot, she was an interesting person, works for an escort agency and also freelances. She wouldn’t tell me where she was from, but I’m guessing she was either from iran or dubai. She asked for 3500 Baht for 3 hours, I gave her 4000.
 
Afterwards, I knew that this experience couldn’t be topped, only matched -- if I am lucky. The sex with her was more intense and sensual than with most of the real girls I’ve slept with. It made me a bit uncomfortable, how comfortable I felt around her.
 
At 8:30am I switch hotels, into a much nicer one, where I was unsure if it’s guest friendly, until I checked the minifridge and found a 3-pack of durex condoms in it. Pretty sure that once you pass a certain price point, all hotels in Thailand are guest friendly. So I invite my #1 favorite girl from TF over, the one who in the pictures was just drop dead gorgeous:

 
 
Once she was here, she looked pretty good in person, but not as good as the photos and not as good as the last LB I had. She was in here for less than 3 minutes before grabbing my dick and taking her black dress off in one swoop. You could tell that she was running a program she usually runs to get guys off quickly. She didn’t like kissing and went straight to sucking my dick while I was still standing there. Her blowjob was good. She moved me onto the bed, put on a condom and sat on my dick. I didn’t feel much as she was riding, so I flipped her over to fuck her missionary, and saw that she hadn’t shaved her ass and cock. Her butt smelled funny when I pulled my dick out, and the condom was stained. She also had a small cock that was bent off to the side. Very disappointing. She sucked my dick a bit more and jacked me with oil, but I just wasn’t turned on by her. Luckily she was eager to please, and finished off with a decent massage. After 1.5 hours, I asked her to leave. I initially had left 3000 on the table, but took away 2000 as she went to clean herself. When she took the money, she had a look of slight disappointment but also understanding. We liked each other but it wasn’t a good session.
 
Day 2
 
After about 30 hours of being in Bangkok, I banged my 3rd ladyboy at 5 in the morning:
 

 
This one, she had a nice face and nice hair, but was too thin and her tits were bolted on; very bad boob job. She was young and obnoxious and we were unable to understand each other. She also gave me the best blowjob of my life. It’s usually very hard for me to cum from blowjobs, but she made it very easy. I wanted to fuck her ass too, but it was hard to get my dick in, and when I pulled out I kept having shit on my condom. She also had hair around her ass, that really turned me off. After trying to fuck her twice, I gave up and let her blow me until I came in her mouth. Afterwards she told me that my cum tastes like green tea. She left me within about 45 minutes. I gave her 1500 baht. 
 
 
Day 3
 
After two lackluster experiences, now I had my favorite LB of all time in my room: TS Jasmine from Ladyboy Adventures 3. I’ve jacked off so many times to her:
 

 
Overall, it was good. She got hard, her ass felt great, her skin felt great, and she blew a huge load as we came at the same time. But she was a bit too cold professional. She left after an hour, checked her phone after fucking, and wouldn’t let me fuck her twice because she already came and her ass was sore and "escorts don't fuck more than once at that price". I paid 4000 and felt a bit disappointed. Well at least I got to fuck my pornstar.
 
 
Day 3, later:

Just ordered another LB into my house:
 

 
 
She looked really sexy in the pictures. When she arrived here, at first she looked better than in the pictures. She wore a gorgeous striped dress and her face was perfect. She complimented me and sucked amazing cock. However, when she got undressed, I saw the disappointment: her skin was scaly and dry, all over. Almost like a reptile. It felt bad to the touch and looked gross. Her boobs were bolted on and the nipples were asymmetrical, one pointing up one down. She had no hips and no ass. How can someone so young have such bad skin? But man, she deepthroated my cock like nothing I’ve ever experienced. 
 
I figured since she’s here, I might as well fuck her ass. But then I saw the next disappointment: As she spread her legs, I saw that her ass was hairy and she had a huge wart next to her anus. She tried to hide it with her hand, but I stopped in my tracks, took off the condom and just asked her to suck again. I jacked my dick while she licked my balls and came on her face. She left shortly afterwards. I gave her 1200 thb, because I was feeling generous.
 
I’ve learned that I’m good at telling which LBs I will have chemistry with, but not so good at some of these intangibles, like scaly skin. I guess I wouldn’t have that problem if I went to the bars, but I really don’t like that environment.

 

I'm here for another 6 days, let's see what else I can bang when I'm here.

 

Overall, so far I'm happy with my experiences. I'm glad I finally have a chance to get this out of my system. I hope that after this, I'll be able to move on from this attraction and live a more normal life. Those guys I saw staying at Phachara....it scared me. They look like they've been consumed by the lifestyle, very dark energy and very seedy and creepy. I never want to be like them. 

 

I'll need to eventually go see some sights and things, so that I have some stories to tell my friends of what I did here.

 

Any advice on where to meet girls and what else to do is greatly appreciated!
 

 

[hellojello]

Day 4, 2am

 

Had another girl over. I picked her because she was absolutely gorgeous. I already had a sense from the pics that the sex wouldn’t be good, but I had to give it a shot anyway:

 

 

Perfect hair, perfect skin, perfect tits, wore a cute dress, and she was the first ladyboy I’ve seen that had a nice butt and hips. She gave a great blowjob.

 

However, within 20 minutes, the excitement waned. I couldn’t get into her ass, she wouldn’t let me put fingers in her ass or spit on my condomed dick to add more lube, and her dick didn’t get hard. She tried to get me to cum ASAP. It all felt very clinical, and clinical is a boner killer to me.

 

I couldn’t stay hard, so she went to her purse to get a square pack of lube. The pack is made of a similar foil as the one that condoms come in, but it’s a bit tougher material and has sharp edges. She opened the packet, put the lube on my dick and started jerking it. I could tell it was some kind of warming gel. I ask her about it, and as she begins to tell me about it, she takes the square packet in her hand while still holding my dick with the other, and manages to scrape my dick with the sharp edge of the packet. I slapped her hand away and ran to the bathroom. Thankfully, no bleeding. Fuck this bitch though. She says “I’m soooweeee” in her fuckin tranny voice. I ask her to leave. We had agreed on 2000 THB beforehand, when I drop her 1000, she complains. I just want her out of here, and 1000THB isn’t shit to me, so I give her the rest and she leaves. Fuckin bitch.

 

I think after 6 ladyboys in about 75 hours, it’s time for me to take a break. I don’t want anyone in my house tomorrow. I’ll go see some fuckin sights.

[hellojello]

So basically, when fucking ladyboys, the same rules apply as with regular girls: The hottest ones are almost always soulless fuck robots, who are shitty in bed and have shitty personalities. So go for the ones who are slightly below that, but where you can tell that they are real people who enjoy sex.

[Spyder Rocket]

Welcome to the forum.

You can probably set aside an afternoon or two for touristy sightseeing. The Royal Palace and the floating market will probably provide you with enough photos to show the folks back home what you did on your vacation to BKK.

I had a chuckle at your fear of showing up in some punter's YouTube video of Nana Plaza. I doubt you have much to worry about on that front. Unless, you have a high profile job with political adversaries. If so, then I'm sure they are following you around right now.

Seriously, most people know about Thailand's reputation as a sex tourist destination and many will be thinking about that regardless of how many pictures you show them of touristy stuff. Be prepared to brush off wry knowing smiles from some people.

For places to meet girls, I've always been lucky scoring dates with cashiers at 7-11 and Family Mart. The shopping malls and restaurants in BKK are great for that too.

Just smile and be chatty with them and at some point ask, "What time do you get off work?"

Sometimes they might bring a friend along, but you can almost always have a great time. I often get distracted from mongering by the number of store clerks and shop girls who are more than willing to go out with a farang.

[Spyder Rocket]

So basically, when fucking ladyboys, the same rules apply as with regular girls: The hottest ones are almost always soulless fuck robots, who are shitty in bed and have shitty personalities. So go for the ones who are slightly below that, but where you can tell that they are real people who enjoy sex.

I would say that is a common theme with paid escorts. I think there is even a greater chance of it happening when you are using TF or a website to get a total stranger to come to your room. There are a few professionals out there that can put on a show and really give you a performance, but even they have an off night sometimes.

You can mitigate some of that by going to the bars where you can gauge their personality and the chemistry between you beforehand. However, it can still go sideways once you hit the room. There are so many varibles involved that I never take it personally when it happens.

Take a break from the mongering tomorrow and give picking up a cashier or a waitress a shot. I always mix it up when I'm there.

[Nick Bullseye]

This is Cartoon, now from Casanova bar. Beautiful girl and excellent companion. Top notch value.

 

Day 4, 2am

 

Had another girl over. I picked her because she was absolutely gorgeous. I already had a sense from the pics that the sex wouldn’t be good, but I had to give it a shot anyway:

 

 

Perfect hair, perfect skin, perfect tits, wore a cute dress, and she was the first ladyboy I’ve seen that had a nice butt and hips. She gave a great blowjob.

 

However, within 20 minutes, the excitement waned. I couldn’t get into her ass, she wouldn’t let me put fingers in her ass or spit on my condomed dick to add more lube, and her dick didn’t get hard. She tried to get me to cum ASAP. It all felt very clinical, and clinical is a boner killer to me.

 

I couldn’t stay hard, so she went to her purse to get a square pack of lube. The pack is made of a similar foil as the one that condoms come in, but it’s a bit tougher material and has sharp edges. She opened the packet, put the lube on my dick and started jerking it. I could tell it was some kind of warming gel. I ask her about it, and as she begins to tell me about it, she takes the square packet in her hand while still holding my dick with the other, and manages to scrape my dick with the sharp edge of the packet. I slapped her hand away and ran to the bathroom. Thankfully, no bleeding. Fuck this bitch though. She says “I’m soooweeee” in her fuckin tranny voice. I ask her to leave. We had agreed on 2000 THB beforehand, when I drop her 1000, she complains. I just want her out of here, and 1000THB isn’t shit to me, so I give her the rest and she leaves. Fuckin bitch.

 

I think after 6 ladyboys in about 75 hours, it’s time for me to take a break. I don’t want anyone in my house tomorrow. I’ll go see some fuckin sights.

[Want 'em Both LB & GG]

Thanks for sharing your experience Jello, which seems to be quite mixed.

 

As well as Spyder Rocket's advice, can I strongly suggest you give Check Inn Bar a try.  It's a closed off bar with its own entrance.  Nothing like the open bars in Nana Plaza, so it's quite discreet.  That way you can talk to the ladies & discuss what you really want & see how the chemistry works, as opposed to taking a chance with someone who just turning up at your hotel.  The entrance to Check Inn Bar is accessible from Soi 7.  Here's a link to the CIB thread & some of their lovely ladies.

 

https://ladyboyforum...bangkok/page-66

 

Another link which contains their Facebook details

http://thailand-bars...in-bar-bangkok/

 

 

[Nick Bullseye]

Her name is Ruffa and she is from the Philippines. You terribly overpaid her.

 

 

 
She wouldn’t tell me where she was from, but I’m guessing she was either from iran or dubai. She asked for 3500 Baht for 3 hours, I gave her 4000.
 

[hellojello]

I would say that is a common theme with paid escorts. I think there is even a greater chance of it happening when you are using TF or a website to get a total stranger to come to your room. There are a few professionals out there that can put on a show and really give you a performance, but even they have an off night sometimes.

You can mitigate some of that by going to the bars where you can gauge their personality and the chemistry between you beforehand. However, it can still go sideways once you hit the room. There are so many varibles involved that I never take it personally when it happens.

Take a break from the mongering tomorrow and give picking up a cashier or a waitress a shot. I always mix it up when I'm there.

 

Thanks for the tips, man, it's been hard for me to pick up girls here, because it's so hot during the day and no one seems to speak any english.

 

I can give the bars a try, but I've been to major red light districts all over the world, and I never liked the vibe in those places. It takes more out of me than it gives. I've read some posts here about guys enjoying the attention they get there, I did too when I was younger, but now, to me, that experience is just as fake as the escort coming to my room and delivering a performance. I'm mostly good at picking out girls from photos, as long as my dick doesn't get in the way of my decision making. 

 

I'd also like to avoid any talk about "overpaying", because we're talking about a 20-30 dollar difference in price here, and what is that when someone is selling you their body? Give them an amount that they feel comfortable with.

[strobriand]

So basically, when fucking ladyboys, the same rules apply as with regular girls: The hottest ones are almost always soulless fuck robots, who are shitty in bed and have shitty personalities. So go for the ones who are slightly below that, but where you can tell that they are real people who enjoy sex.

Good observation. I always wonder about the guys who are looking for the stars as many of those girls arent really into getting off rather trying to not blow their load etc. so they have some erection left for the next one on their list, whereas an amateur or not so attractive working girl often give it their all and want to please

 

Oh those warts near the arsehole are a definite turnoff and pop  up much more often than one would think. I guess people spend more time on their faces and appearance rather than making sure their arse hygiene is up to scratch.

 

What i have found almost as off putting is rolling a ladyboy over and preparing to enter only to see cum from the last chap still hanging around the hole

[thebrewer]

 

 

I'd also like to avoid any talk about "overpaying", because we're talking about a 20-30 dollar difference in price here, and what is that when someone is selling you their body? Give them an amount that they feel comfortable with.

 

In my experience not having an issue with price, or being willing to pay a bit more (or a lot more) can be a signal for ladyboys to treat you poorly as they anticipate you being new, or easily conned.

 

Being firm and realistic on price is potentially a very positive thing.

[mardhi]

Now is Songkran and Soi 4 will be wet.   If you venture there, be prepared for getting soaked by random strangers throwing water over you and wear suitable attire.