I've a friend who works in a casino - he/ she will let you win! Once I win I will pay for the b/j
My elder sister runs a home for crippled children and needs some support... Can your elder sister give me a b/j? I will support her head.
I remember you from the Customs line, I'll help you... Great! "Zzzziiippp!"
My family need a new mechanical water buffalo... You know the drill... so unless that buffalo has soft lips?
My father is dying of cancer (one time excuse only)... Then it's his last chance
My mother needs an operation in the next month or she will die... How many teeth does your mother have left, nowadays?
I PROMISE I'll never take another customer again while I'm your girl... Uh... you are a guy - remember? Now give me a b/j!
The list goes on......
Never had the mechanical bull one - that's a classic