I've a friend who works in a casino - he/ she will let you win! Once I win I will pay for the b/j
My elder sister runs a home for crippled children and needs some support... Can your elder sister give me a b/j? I will support her head.
I remember you from the Customs line, I'll help you... Great! "Zzzziiippp!"
My family need a new mechanical water buffalo... You know the drill... so unless that buffalo has soft lips?
My father is dying of cancer (one time excuse only)... Then it's his last chance![]()
My mother needs an operation in the next month or she will die... How many teeth does your mother have left, nowadays?
I PROMISE I'll never take another customer again while I'm your girl... Uh... you are a guy - remember? Now give me a b/j!
The list goes on......
Never had the mechanical bull one - that's a classic










