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[Zak601]

Love is a bicycle with two pancakes for wheels.

You may see love as more of an exercise in hard work, but I see it as more of a breakfast on the go

And if someone presents you with those pancakes on Sunday morning you cannot say NOEY to that!!

[Zak601]

 

They have six air hostesses at CiB this evening and Flight Captain June is taking charge of the cock-pit.

Now, which is your favourite airline? They are colour coded these days.

[Zak601]

 

Ladies and gentlemen, we've reached cruising altitude and will be turning down the cabin lights. This is for your comfort and to enhance the appearance of your flight attendants.

[Zak601]

 

On landing stewardess Kitty said,

"Please be sure to take all of your belongings. If you're going to leave anything, please make sure it's something valuable."

[Zak601]

 

As announced by stewardess Beem: "Thank you for flying CiB Express. We hope you enjoyed giving us the business as much as we enjoyed taking you for a ride."

[Zak601]

 

In the event of a sudden loss of cabin pressure, oxygen asses will descend from the ceiling. Stop screaming, grab the ass, and pull it over your face.

Air hostess Nan

[Zak601]

 

It was an October Sunday evening and Captain June had not assigned any seating

- you just sit where you want - she was heard saying...

Customers were walking around in a high state of excitement and were apparently having a hard time choosing,

Realising what was happening, Captain June grabbed the microphone and announced,

"People, people we're not picking out furniture here, find a seat and get in it!"

Air Hostess Cat.

[rocketrocket223]

I would certainly book a flight with these beautiful ladies as stewardesses.  And I would certainly be joining the "mile high club" as well.  LOL

[manpower]

 

They have six air hostesses at CiB this evening and Flight Captain June is taking care of the cock-pit.

Now, which is your favourite airline? They are colour coded these days.

im definately on that plane.

[Zak601]

 

This is Jam

I can resist everything except...temptation!! 

[Zak601]

 

When I am in Thailand, I suddenly realise that I speak two languages...Body and English.

[shyguyuk]

well said Zak....