I'm hoping for some advice on a couple questions before I make my first trip to Thailand.
If you want to help answer my questions, just pick a number and answer it. If you feel the need to be cynical or criticize my ignorance, please move on. Thanks in advance for your time.
- I read a lot about buying Bar Drinks. I don't drink alcohol (I get 10ft tall and bullet proof) nor soda. Will that be an issue? Can I get bottled water or juice and satisfy the house's requirement to buy a drink?
- Cash - How to manage it? Do I walk around with a huge bank roll? Is it easy to access ATM's or get cash in or around the bars?
- I read some recent reviews on the various LB Bars and in a few they discussed naughty play in the actual bar. Is this acceptable? Legal? I like full contact, naughty lap dances and being able to let my hands wander while I relax and meet people in the bars.
I also love to people watch and naughty people watching is much more fun? Which bars are best? - Tour Guides - Thailand is a beautiful country and I want to see it, mostly the beaches. Since I will be traveling alone, it would be nice to have some naughty company! Is it possible to find an English speaking LB Tour Guide and Travel Companion? Will traveling with a LB (Bar Girl or otherwise) create drama for me away from the bars? Would I be better off with a natural born girl for my naughty travel guide?
- If I find a LB who's personality and looks I like, who can behave in public, again will it create drama or issues for me to take her into the world outside the bars? An American running around with what will be/or assumed to be financial arrangement?
- To go further on question 5 - I intend to spend a month in Thailand and then Australia. Will having a LB as my travel partner in Australia do more than raise eyebrows? Or a Thai girl?
Finances will not be an issue for me when I visit, but I am somewhat physically challenged. Stairs are a major challenge for me, as is long walks. (And I couldn't run to water if my ass was on fire!)
I'm wondering which hotels are best? Accessibility, clean, WiFi and multiple guests? I prefer a luxury hotel but don't want that to limit my fun. So, suggestions would be great!
Thanks for your time!