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[paknam]

How many other blokes out there get the same recuring text message from a ladyboy they have been with.
I seem to get the same message every other week either in email or text to my mobile. Even when I email the LB in question in Thai I either get this message or something completely daft such as "why you not come back,you say you return before new year and not come"
WTF no I have only been back home for 8 weeks lol. I think these girls send the same message to all the farang numbers on their mobiles lol.
Still she does only love me,I am the only special one

[soulboy]

Yep you got it , standard procedure and with limited English they don't vary much

[RobiSLO]

When I was in Korat last time I saw one LB (won't tell name but.. she was one ex-Ezy angel and sure has some admirer here) who was practicing English every spare time she had. Once I snatched her textbook and ... almost died laughing. Inside were standard falang-Thai phrases like.. I love you, you are so good to me, where are you from, what you do for work... I tell you, they have goal oriented English courses and even English learning books, they sure know where good money come from.

BR

[samcro]

This little pocket book is carried by many LBS and GG'S who struggle with English and work the bar scene.... All the usual phrases are in there like "where you from" and "how long you stay in Thailand"...... to "no, you are too big" and "i dont swallow"......

I had quite an amusing time one morning reading this while my bed partner was watching cartoons

Samcro

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[CL]

[...] while my bed partner was watching cartoons[...]

Enough said. LOL.

[drhoneytongue]

Don't forget the professional letterwriters, who many of the GGs use for their tilac's mail. They have to keep notes of what they write and to whom...

They know all the tactics - sick mother, dying father, brother needs books for college, sister needs surgery , mechanical water buffalo needs new axle, and the rest...

[RobiSLO]

Don't forget the professional letterwriters, who many of the GGs use for their tilac's mail. They have to keep notes of what they write and to whom...

They know all the tactics - sick mother, dying father, brother needs books for college, sister needs surgery , mechanical water buffalo needs new axle, and the rest...

2 years ago I helped few Ezy Girls write love SMS to tilaks in Ezy bar... priceless.

BR

[onetruesaxon]

Simple only give out your Thai sim number nothing more.

PS

I was as guilty as the rest, but have learned from my mistakes over the years.

[gazz469]

A month or two seems a long,long time in the life of many LBs. If you say that you may be back in a few months time they think that's so far away it is impossible to maintain a relationship!

I get a laugh when one of their friends with a better command of English replies and signs her own name.

One of funnier experiences in Patts was being in the internet shop in Soi 6/1 when all the Hi Boss gals were standing round helping each other frame emails to farangs around the world.

LBs could teach those Nigerians a thing or two.

[paknam]

Funny thing was she asked me to read and translate a few of her text messages when I was with her, so I know she can't read or write English!
I think it is the Mamasan who writes her texts and emails for her.I find the whole thing rather amusing especialy the text she had from some french geezer which read " how can this be love when you suck and fuck other men"
Perhaps he really believed her when she told him she loved him after the first shag

[Ali71]

amusing especialy the text she had from some french geezer which read " how can this be love when you suck and fuck other men"
Perhaps he really believed her when she told him she loved him after the first shag

What a joke send him home

[yung havok]

i never had a mobile phone on any of my trips to thailand but i would use the ladyboys cell phone to prank call arab suit shops during the day it was great.