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[xyzzy]

[rant]
I wore a light colored shirt out last night. Once again I have lipstick all over my shirt. WHY CAN'T LBs STICK TO KISSING MY SKIN INSTEAD OF MY SHIRT??

[/rant]

thank you very much

[donnykey]

Mate I've seen your shirts....They are quite stylish. You can't blame the LB's for kissing them.

Cheers DK

[singdick]

Actually an old trick I learnt from a girl selling cosmetics is to spray any cologne or after shave on the lipstick. Give it a rub and voila! The alcohol in it does the job.

[dixon cox]

Actually an old trick I learnt from a girl selling cosmetics is to spray any cologne or after shave on the lipstick. Give it a rub and voila! The alcohol in it does the job.

Presumably not while she's wearing it :o

[Automorph]

Because those LB's must be a big fan of the hit song about that very subject from 1959.


For a soda pop
You were gone for quite awhile
Half an hour or more
You came back
And man, oh man
This is what I saw

Lipstick on your collar
Told a tale on you
Lipstick on your collar
Said you were untrue
Bet your bottom dollar
You and I are through
'Cause lipstick on your collar
Told a tale on you, yeah

[Instrumental Interlude]

You said it belonged to me
Made me stop and think
And then I noticed yours was red
Mine was baby pink
Who walked in but Mary Jane
Lipstick all a mess
Were you smoochin' my best friend
Guess the answer's yes

Lipstick on your collar
Told a tale on you
Lipstick on your collar
Said you were untrue
Bet your bottom dollar
You and I are through
'Cause lipstick on your collar
Told a tale on you, boy
Told a tale on you, man
Told a tale on you, yeah

I'm guessing that an updated LOS version would be a lot different!!

[petesie]

I've never once heard him complain about lipstick on his dick...

[Surin Nix]

I've never once heard him complain about lipstick on his dick...

It's not the lipstick i'm worried about....

....it's the limpstick!

[soulboy]

Try wearing Hawaiian shirts and you'll never know the difference