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[Bumblebee]

Here is a list of expressions and small talk we all are familiar with. We have all heard them but what are the girls really trying to find out about us with these questions. Well wonder no longer gents here is what they really want to know. Quite amusing I think.


Why everybody lie????::::

Hello sexy man. = Hello stupid farang.

Hello. Come here. = Hello. Come here Sucker.

You very handsome, sexy man. = You look like you have a lot of money.

Where you come from? = What currency do I need to check the exchange rate?

You first time in Thailand? = Just how gullible are you?

I no have farang, farang no like me. = I have many farang. Going for your sympathy vote works every time.

How long you stay in Thailand? = How long have I got to bleed you dry.

Which hotel you stay? = Where will I be sleeping tonight?

You have Thai lady? = Do I have to share your money with anyone else?

I love you. = I love your money.

You have good heart. = You have a BIG wallet.

You good man for me. = You are spending a lot of money. You are good for my bank account.

I miss you. = I miss your money.

I no want money. = I want your money.

I no want money. Only want you. = I want all your money.

I go with you for free. = This will cost you double.

I no Butterfly. = I sleep with my BF and any farang who pays money for me fine.

I go with him before but no sex. = I truly am a liar.

I not lie, I no like GO - HOK. = I'm a BIG liar.

MY FRIEND ME = MY BOYFRIEND

MY FRIEND YOU = YOUR FRIEND

MONEY ME = MY MONEY

MONEY YOU = MY MONEY.


I need 4,000 baht to give my mama for... = I need new shoes.

I never cheat = When you look, I never cheat.When you dont look, I cheat.

MONEY NUMBER ONE = = MONEY NUMBER ONE.

[badpress]

Very true Bumble dude, a few more

I not know she = Actually she is my best friend, but if I don't tell you where you can find her you might barfine me instead

I wait for you = I hope to fuck I get a better offer before you come

You drink too mutt = Knock them down bigfella, the more you get drunk, the shorter the boom boom but I still get paid.

You buy 1 drink for my friend= I have already got a drink for my friend(s)on your bin, like it or not.

I like you = There's fuck all else about tonight

[Bumblebee]

Very true Bumble dude, a few more

I not know she = Actually she is my best friend, but if I don't tell you where you can find her you might barfine me instead

I wait for you = I hope to fuck I get a better offer before you come

You drink too mutt = Knock them down bigfella, the more you get drunk, the shorter the boom boom but I still get paid.

You buy 1 drink for my friend= I have already got a drink for my friend(s)on your bin, like it or not.

I like you = There's fuck all else about tonight

Cheers Badpress. They are from the book "Money Still Number One" - by Neil Hutchison apparently, I found them on another website.

[PP]

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[onetruesaxon]

You buy 1 drink for my friend= I have already got a drink for my friend(s)on your bin, like it or not.

I can relate to that one.

[petesie]

I think you lot are far too cynical....

[kakila]

I like you = There's fuck all else about tonight

I heard that a lot during the low season



good list BB

made me laugh

cheers kakila

[Noob]

So true.

Also I have the privilige of understanding Thai being a half breed but also the privilige of looking like a foreigner. So usually I get to sit there and hear about all the fucked up shit they say about me behind my back, or in this case - to my face with their friends. I just keep up a stupid face n play along while using the information I learn to my favor. You guys might be surprised by the amount of fucked up things ladyboys say about farangs, or at least in comparison to what women say at girl bars.

Just never get attached, that's all I can say brothers.

[PP]

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[Bumblebee]

Guys who understand Thai have commented elsewhere that it can ruin the fun a bit as you hear what they really think of you. Takes all the gloss of it and puts the dream into cold reality.

[petesie]

They can yak yak all they like...Farang this and Farang that.....its my baht they're after and of course they can have it....!

As yourself and Donny know....we have some friends among them and that slight perception can make all the difference...