Misadventures on TF
#1
Posted 03 October 2016 - 04:23 AM
While getting freebies is nice, it is more complicated in the long run. You've got to contend with them trying to tame you into being their boyfriend, or something worse.
I recently hooked up with nice looking Patong LB, said she was looking for friends. We will call her Shampoo.
Super slim body with nicely done fake boobs, her face is boyish without makeup, but she is damn cute with makeup and she wears those glasses without lenses.
I had a good time with her the first night. Went over to her room and we chatted a while then went out to shoot pool.
We ended up in C&D shot a few games of pool and watched the caberet show. I was getting some astonished looks from some of the C&D girls who know me.
They seemed extremely puzzeled by why I brought a ladyboy to C&D, but everyone was nice to us.
We walked around some more, ate from an Issan style food cart then went back to her room where we fucked all night. I slept there and went home around 2pm the next day. It was a super cheap date and a lot of fun.
I went to exploring in Rawi on Saturday, didn't hear from her except one text saying she had fun with me.
I decided to go to Patong on Sunday and sent her a text to see if she was busy. She said come on over. When I get there she has a friend (Mei) sitting on the bed.
Mei is ladyboy who is from the Thai-Myanmar border region, dark skin and a very athletic body, but not muscular. More of a femboy type, whose looks grow on you.
We sat around talking for a bit and Shampoo brings up the topic of having a party. I'm confused at first, but she is talking about a threesome.
I'm intrigued but then it is revealed that since Mei and Shampoo are friends, they want to get high so they won't be shy. Oh, and would I mind paying Mei since she needed rent money?
Whatever, I'm not offended by Mei's request for money. I'm pretty sure I could have offered less but I gave her 2000 baht and she was happy.
I tell them I only drink, so I'd take a shower while they smoked some weed.
I went and showered and when I come out Mei says she will give me a Thai massage first. She works at a massage shop and gave me a legitimate massage.
Shampoo goes to shower while I'm getting a massage. The massage goes on for at least an hour, during which time Shampoo comes out wrapped in a towel.
Once they flipped me over it didn't take that long for things to get going, but midway through the fucking there is someone banging on the door.
It turns out to be a GG friend of Shampoo's, who she lets in the room. That put an end to the sex because the GG was laughing and being stupid. I was more than annoyed, but tried not to act like it.
I put on some clothes and went to the balcony to have a cigarette, Mei comes out a few minutes later and we chat.
When we come back in, Shampoo and the GG are smoking ice. At this point, I know I need to get the fuck out of there ASAP.
I'm polite, not dramatic but adamant about leaving. After I get home, I get some apologetic texts from her, and she ends by telling me to delete her from my contact list because she is no good for me.
I do exactly that.
After thinking about what happened today, I was foolish for letting them smoke weed around me.
I don't know that I'll give up on hook ups from TF entirely, but I'm begining to think that P4P is a lot less drama.
#2
Posted 03 October 2016 - 06:21 AM
Hmm, dicey situation and a good call to extricate yourself from that one Spyder.
I had a tie-up with a TF LB in BKK last year that went sour. She arrived at the hotel and came up to my room and within a few minutes we were having a bit of How's your Father. All good fun but I couldn't get inside her, and I don't think anyone or anything had ever been up there, not even a suppository. But then she became very very clingy proclaiming her undying love for me. (I must stop delivering those boxes of Milk Tray in the middle of the night, they're too persuasive and I get prickly heat from the Balaclava) Later she tells me that when her last boyfriend left her she drank cleaning fluid and was rushed to hospital and asks me to promise her I will never leave her. WTF?
It went downhill from that point and I made it clear I wasn't into emotional blackmail. She then moved to the balcony, on the 13th Floor. I rushed out there too and persuaded her back in. Decided to grin and bare it and allowed her to stay the night. I pretended to be asleep but lay awake all night in case she did something daft. We went our separate ways in the morning. Or so I thought.
I was receiving over 100 text messages a day for the rest of the week, some of them confirming how well she was getting on with a dildo she had bought to prepare her sphincter for me. So I moved hotel which cost a small fortune and somehow she guessed which hotel I had moved to. I received a call from reception telling me she was there and fair play to the discreet receptionist who confirmed I was staying there and told her my bloody room number!!! The receptionist passed on my message to the demented LB that she was not welcome.
Got up the next morning at 7 am and needed something from the 7-11, as I walked there she shot out from a doorway and apprehended me. She'd been there all night waiting for me.
A proper Bunny Boiler.
As I took off from Suvarnabhum heading home I half expected to see her suddenly appear at the window clinging to the fuselage
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#3
Posted 03 October 2016 - 06:48 AM
She arrived at the hotel and came up to my room and within a few minutes ...
If you had made an appointment to first meet over a drink near the hotel, before going to room:
Would you likely have been able to pick up any cues, as to why you should not be taking her back to your room?
Do you think that many other punters would call it quits with her, after only a drink (without going back to the room)?
Some punters swear by never taking a lady to one's own room the first few times. First when the punter has fucked her at other hotel rooms/short time rooms, then one takes the next step of fucking in one's own room.
I've had a few hardships in my life, but the low point must have been when I was accused of breach of protocol on a website for worshippers of sex with barely legal (18+ teenager) transsexuals of Asian appearance. And not enough with being accused of being a fuck-up; implication was made that I could only be given half credit for fucking-up. How dare they say, that I was not able to fully achieve a certain act of fucking-up! "... attempts to name drop forum members are cringe worthy and a little creepy". Clearly I was not able to name-drop; my stutter must have been worse than ever, on that day.
I heard a funny story once: Two guys in a Pattaya bar, told me about going to Guess Bar. They met a group there by chance; my take on what went down at Guess Bar was that the mentioned group were siting pompously in lounge chairs, and part of their claim to fame, were being senior board members-, i think it was, on The Ladyboy Forums (around 2008). Stalking of Wall Street Journal and The Economist are a thing of the past. The creeps are clearly moving up the food chain. And here we are. Lol.
Some of my best friends are ladyboys: Number 34 What's-her-face at Nana Plaza, and My Brown Fu_k Machine from Beach Road.
"You don't have to spend long in Udo_ to see it has its share of white trash." (Stickman - 2016)
There was some mention back in the day, about the water volleyball competition: The soundbyte was that It is for those who want to look at ladyboy cock, for free. Whatever, as long as the girls are having fun, i guess, each year.
I am not gay, but the jury is out on my ladyboy girlfriend and her favorite porn.
Overheard in a Thai-owned night club in Europe, when one Caucasian acquaintance said to another: "No, no, no - she is too light-skinned to be a looker".
An ex-girlfriend (GG) worked in a gogo bar. One co-dancer told me in a quiet moment (one-on-one) at the bar: "Falangs only like tall girls, so business is not so good now". My girlfriend said a few minutes later (one-on-one) "Falangs only like short girls". Maybe it was an act, then again maybe not; in warfare, one can provoke small reactions, to give indications of how to paint the bigger picture.
When I see you two guys with the "pompous" story, I want to hear the story again in all its glory. I remember the names of you two, but i will not name-drop any of you two.
#4
Posted 03 October 2016 - 07:00 AM
We sat around talking for a bit and Shampoo brings up the topic of having a party. I'm confused at first, but she is talking about a threesome.
I'm intrigued but then it is revealed that since Mei and Shampoo are friends, they want to get high so they won't be shy. Oh, and would I mind paying Mei since she needed rent money?
I might call this a somewhat sophisticated version of bait-and-switch.
And the GG showing up, and them opening for her, instead of sealing the threesome deal with you?
Maybe coincidence, maybe not.
I am guessing that the ladyboys (and the GG) probably new what to do, to get you to leave the (pre-paid) party:
Add one spoon of confusion, and you are out of there!
"confusion"
https://youtu.be/ZujuYiweht8?t=113
I've had a few hardships in my life, but the low point must have been when I was accused of breach of protocol on a website for worshippers of sex with barely legal (18+ teenager) transsexuals of Asian appearance. And not enough with being accused of being a fuck-up; implication was made that I could only be given half credit for fucking-up. How dare they say, that I was not able to fully achieve a certain act of fucking-up! "... attempts to name drop forum members are cringe worthy and a little creepy". Clearly I was not able to name-drop; my stutter must have been worse than ever, on that day.
I heard a funny story once: Two guys in a Pattaya bar, told me about going to Guess Bar. They met a group there by chance; my take on what went down at Guess Bar was that the mentioned group were siting pompously in lounge chairs, and part of their claim to fame, were being senior board members-, i think it was, on The Ladyboy Forums (around 2008). Stalking of Wall Street Journal and The Economist are a thing of the past. The creeps are clearly moving up the food chain. And here we are. Lol.
Some of my best friends are ladyboys: Number 34 What's-her-face at Nana Plaza, and My Brown Fu_k Machine from Beach Road.
"You don't have to spend long in Udo_ to see it has its share of white trash." (Stickman - 2016)
There was some mention back in the day, about the water volleyball competition: The soundbyte was that It is for those who want to look at ladyboy cock, for free. Whatever, as long as the girls are having fun, i guess, each year.
I am not gay, but the jury is out on my ladyboy girlfriend and her favorite porn.
Overheard in a Thai-owned night club in Europe, when one Caucasian acquaintance said to another: "No, no, no - she is too light-skinned to be a looker".
An ex-girlfriend (GG) worked in a gogo bar. One co-dancer told me in a quiet moment (one-on-one) at the bar: "Falangs only like tall girls, so business is not so good now". My girlfriend said a few minutes later (one-on-one) "Falangs only like short girls". Maybe it was an act, then again maybe not; in warfare, one can provoke small reactions, to give indications of how to paint the bigger picture.
When I see you two guys with the "pompous" story, I want to hear the story again in all its glory. I remember the names of you two, but i will not name-drop any of you two.
#5
Posted 03 October 2016 - 05:03 PM
Actually I think it was decent of her to apologise and admit she would be no good for you.
Cheers DK
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#6
Posted 03 October 2016 - 08:45 PM
Maybe, but if that was their play then you think they would have avoided me putting my cock up one of their asses. Besides, I don't think it is that big of a deal for your average Patong LB to have sex like that.I might call this a somewhat sophisticated version of bait-and-switch.
And the GG showing up, and them opening for her, instead of sealing the threesome deal with you?
Maybe coincidence, maybe not.
I am guessing that the ladyboys (and the GG) probably new what to do, to get you to leave the (pre-paid) party:
Add one spoon of confusion, and you are out of there!
"confusion"
https://youtu.be/ZujuYiweht8?t=113
I think it was just, "hey, let me open the door for my friend" on her part. Annoying more than anything else.
I'm fairly sure if I hadn't got dressed I could have continued, and maybe even had the GG join in, but it killed the mood for me.
Then the ice freaked me out after I came back in from the balcony, I knew it would only go down hill from there.
#7
Posted 03 October 2016 - 09:01 PM
Actually I think it was decent of her to apologise and admit she would be no good for you.
Cheers DK
Kind of sad and fatalistic too, like she is doomed and knows it.
I don't want to be uncaring, but I've got to look after myself living over here. Getting into any situation that involves drugs scares the hell out of me in this country.
#8
Posted 03 October 2016 - 09:49 PM
Okay, I know that last bit is humorous, but I'm missing why it is funny. Dressing up in some kind of ninja garb and delivering boxes of chocolate is funny, but I still feel like I'm missing the joke.Hmm, dicey situation and a good call to extricate yourself from that one Spyder.
I had a tie-up with a TF LB in BKK last year that went sour. She arrived at the hotel and came up to my room and within a few minutes we were having a bit of How's your Father. All good fun but I couldn't get inside her, and I don't think anyone or anything had ever been up there, not even a suppository. But then she became very very clingy proclaiming her undying love for me. (I must stop delivering those boxes of Milk Tray in the middle of the night, they're too persuasive and I get prickly heat from the Balaclava)
Is that a movie or a video game reference?
And what is scary about getting an LB "bunny boiler" is many are strong and wiry. Very capable of doing some damage in a scuffle.Later she tells me that when her last boyfriend left her she drank cleaning fluid and was rushed to hospital and asks me to promise her I will never leave her. WTF?
It went downhill from that point and I made it clear I wasn't into emotional blackmail. She then moved to the balcony, on the 13th Floor. I rushed out there too and persuaded her back in. Decided to grin and bare it and allowed her to stay the night. I pretended to be asleep but lay awake all night in case she did something daft. We went our separate ways in the morning. Or so I thought.
I was receiving over 100 text messages a day for the rest of the week, some of them confirming how well she was getting on with a dildo she had bought to prepare her sphincter for me. So I moved hotel which cost a small fortune and somehow she guessed which hotel I had moved to. I received a call from reception telling me she was there and fair play to the discreet receptionist who confirmed I was staying there and told her my bloody room number!!! The receptionist passed on my message to the demented LB that she was not welcome.
Got up the next morning at 7 am and needed something from the 7-11, as I walked there she shot out from a doorway and apprehended me. She'd been there all night waiting for me.
A proper Bunny Boiler.
As I took off from Suvarnabhum heading home I half expected to see her suddenly appear at the window clinging to the fuselage
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I find it erotic during sex, but I seriously hope I never have to fight one.
About the emotional blackmail, and thinking that you belong to them after one night of sex.
Fuck that shit!
Seriously, I put up with that sort of nonsense from American women the entire first part of my life. I'm not about to play that game anymore.
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#9
Posted 04 October 2016 - 01:09 AM
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#10
Posted 04 October 2016 - 02:10 AM
Thanks for sharing Spyder Rocket and Mr. Whippy! There are some who swear by Thai Friendly as a good way to meet lbs, without having to pay a barfine and lady drinks - and sometimes get the occasional freebie - but there are the possibility of complications.
Glad that nothing too serious happened and future encounters will be drama free!
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#11
Posted 05 October 2016 - 02:48 PM
Thanks for sharing Spyder Rocket and Mr. Whippy! There are some who swear by Thai Friendly as a good way to meet lbs, without having to pay a barfine and lady drinks - and sometimes get the occasional freebie - but there are the possibility of complications.
Glad that nothing too serious happened and future encounters will be drama free!
Don't get me wrong, TF is very handy and it can introduce you to some very nice non-bar girl types. My little "adventure" with the girl in the OP was just a case of hooking up with a 20 something drug user.
There is the other end of the spectrum. Like meeting a sober and clean LB who works in a hair salon, isn't crazy, but wants a steady boyfriend and won't tolerate you fooling around. There aren't many of those on TF, but they do exist.
It all depends on what you want.
My experiences on TF with LBs who are just looking for customers have been pretty good. You pay for their time, have some fun, then go about your business.
Though there are some of those who will blow up your phone on a slow night. That I can handle.
#12
Posted 06 October 2016 - 12:28 AM
Is your Shampoo on of these girls?
https://www.thaifrie...com/Shampoo1988
https://www.thaifrie...com/Shompoo1988
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