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[MrWhippy]

Whilst this refers to GG's it's more about distinguishing a main advantage that LB's offer over GG's.

A couple of weeks ago I had a week in Bangkok and a couple of nights in Udon. I had a bar LB with me for a couple of nights who just happened to be sleeping in my room. Who'd have believed it. So, twiddling my thumbs and wanting to squeeze as much activity into my week in LOS I ventured out to see what I would find

I came across a bar in soi 20 I think or thereabouts in Sukhumvit. To be honest I quite like the girl next door look and got chatted up by such an example who kept prodding my groin telling me what a big cock i had. Neither of us were really that deluded. I made her aware that if i was to bar fine her that i love kissing, she confirmed she loved it too and waggled her tongue at me like a Maori before a match. I thought, great.

Off we went like i was about to consume my first Turkish Delight, full of eastern promise. Well she took me to this secret door with no handle in a wall and led me up a dilapidated labyrinth into a room that was last decorated 40 years ago. I enjoy a bit of seediness sometimes but this was grim.

Anyhow, we get down to it, sort of. You know when you try to create static by rubbing two balloons together. That was the kissing,and she was making the same noise. There was no prising open those lips (her facial ones ). Well that fakeness killed it for me. For the first time in my outings in Thailand, I just couldn't get it up. And when I wasn't even allowed to look at her fanny, I decided that enough was enough. I put my clothes back on, chucked my money at her and walked off, wounded and pissed off.

The point I want to get across here is that every time I've taken a BKK bar girl, it's all been fun in the bar but such a big disappointment back in the room and it will take a real exception before I do it again. Whereas every time I've taken an lb its always been full on in bed.

Having said all that, I went for a massage and within an hour of the previous experience I was shagging a girl in her mid 30's, bloody tremendous it was. It must have been the Minnie Mouse outfit she was wearing. I'm not kidding. And within an hour of that I was back at the hotel giving the LB a going over and very nice it was too.

So,whilst I like to dabble on both sides, I always default to the LB's for their enthusiasm for sex. They've never let me down.

As an aside, another anecdote about GG's, when i go to a bar and they're plying me for drinks they often start up the conversation with "How old you" I always ask then to guess. I typically get anything between 32 and 38. I'm 45.

So this time in Udon whilst entertaining 3 GG's they asked me the same. So slapping 100 baht on the table I told them that the person who guesses the closest gets the 100 baht.

I got 48,52,and 56.

MrWhippy

[jimbo34]

I wanted to "LIke" that story, but "An error occurred - There was a problem storing your reputation vote" (WTF?), so a +1 from me for making me splutter my morning tea over my keyboard at the last sentence!

[jimbo34]

I wanted to "LIke" that story, but "An error occurred - There was a problem storing your reputation vote" (WTF?), so a +1 from me for making me splutter my morning tea over my keyboard at the last sentence!

 

Corrected now.

 

Excellent story, i had similar last week. Nice looking cleavage etc, but was a waste of time - reverted back to LB the same night just to empty my sac. And oh boy, it was so much more than just that.

[tanewi]

I have to agree, last trip the count was 12-1.  I decided to give a GG a bash. She on par with LBs in the bar - flirty, amorous, "can do all"., buxom etc....

 

All turned sour in the loom.  The GG was the second worst encounter on the trip.  One LB only from SOI DIANNA performed worse - on account the discomfort provided by my pounding..

 

There is little truth in GG advertising, compared to LBs version of the same.

 

I will continue to confirm my assumptions every trip.

[Metropolis]

haha

An enormous, brotherly, heartfelt Amen, Whippy.

[veveron]

Funny, I've been having the reverse experience recently. String of bad luck with LBs kept me away from them until 2 nights before leaving at the end of last month.  Took a newbie from Temptations, near lifeless fuck doll act all night, supposedly her first night working, whatever, nice girl just not much passion. Only a few poor/fair quality pics with her too, oh well:
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I know it's an unintended insult, but the ggs always go over on guessing my age, guess that's what I get for working the 18 hour days in my 20s.  Get the kiss phobic GGs every now and again, but I don't mind the challange. One working at smokes and kisses soi 6 couldn't stand it, but many nights I'd start the night with her for another long round of enthusiastic back and forth between try and succeed..........
 
....fuck, wish I was back there now, even the most crazy lbs were a good time compared to being here.

[strobriand]

When I dabble with the gg I tend to get the massage girls rather than bar girls and have had fantastic experiences, area less frequented by farang bring the best results for me cause you are a bit of a novelty

[jesuschrist]

if they don't do what you discussed with them, just fuck them out the room with some taxi money.

[mat12345]

Whilst this refers to GG's it's more about distinguishing a main advantage that LB's offer over GG's.

A couple of weeks ago I had a week in Bangkok and a couple of nights in Udon. I had a bar LB with me for a couple of nights who just happened to be sleeping in my room. Who'd have believed it. So, twiddling my thumbs and wanting to squeeze as much activity into my week in LOS I ventured out to see what I would find

I came across a bar in soi 20 I think or thereabouts in Sukhumvit. To be honest I quite like the girl next door look and got chatted up by such an example who kept prodding my groin telling me what a big cock i had. Neither of us were really that deluded. I made her aware that if i was to bar fine her that i love kissing, she confirmed she loved it too and waggled her tongue at me like a Maori before a match. I thought, great.

Off we went like i was about to consume my first Turkish Delight, full of eastern promise. Well she took me to this secret door with no handle in a wall and led me up a dilapidated labyrinth into a room that was last decorated 40 years ago. I enjoy a bit of seediness sometimes but this was grim.

Anyhow, we get down to it, sort of. You know when you try to create static by rubbing two balloons together. That was the kissing,and she was making the same noise. There was no prising open those lips (her facial ones ). Well that fakeness killed it for me. For the first time in my outings in Thailand, I just couldn't get it up. And when I wasn't even allowed to look at her fanny, I decided that enough was enough. I put my clothes back on, chucked my money at her and walked off, wounded and pissed off.

The point I want to get across here is that every time I've taken a BKK bar girl, it's all been fun in the bar but such a big disappointment back in the room and it will take a real exception before I do it again. Whereas every time I've taken an lb its always been full on in bed.

Having said all that, I went for a massage and within an hour of the previous experience I was shagging a girl in her mid 30's, bloody tremendous it was. It must have been the Minnie Mouse outfit she was wearing. I'm not kidding. And within an hour of that I was back at the hotel giving the LB a going over and very nice it was too.

So,whilst I like to dabble on both sides, I always default to the LB's for their enthusiasm for sex. They've never let me down.

As an aside, another anecdote about GG's, when i go to a bar and they're plying me for drinks they often start up the conversation with "How old you" I always ask then to guess. I typically get anything between 32 and 38. I'm 45.

So this time in Udon whilst entertaining 3 GG's they asked me the same. So slapping 100 baht on the table I told them that the person who guesses the closest gets the 100 baht.

I got 48,52,and 56.

MrWhippy

i nearly died reading the last comment on your age guessing ...... too good.

[wardmoob]

i spoke about this for years, and it only takes one years as in about two in the wonderful country experiencing its wonderful women to realize the gg's don't have passion, I mean im talking free sex, free repeat sex too, in general the thai girls are duds in bed, this is also well known as lots of folks have been in Thailand longer then two years, we all realize this.

 

in the words of some fat yard animal german I met in karon who was friendly and cool passed this on

 

''having sex with a thai is just a touch better then masturbation''

 

Thailands women made me look to lb's, simply for something with a pulse in bed...I like how ''tanewi'' said it in his post, cool to realize a lot of us think the same.

 

 

thai women don't have it, japs don't have it, Chinese don't have it, Asians by n large are jai yen even down to there twots. if u want passion its latin, Italian, black. Asians just look the best and they seem oh so comfy dancing on the table and wearing hooker heels in there teens, but in bed its just another dull boring sluggish flower.

 

in the words of my English friend who was every thai girls dream at the age of 19 when talking about this girl who lived 5 doors down and was smoking hot ''its like there clits don't work'', 'I go down there for ever and nothing''

 

we both just sort of looked at each other like ''yah we know, just they way it is''