This time around l actually didn’t bring my camera out for about a week. No pictures, no posing and in many respects no breaking the mood for a Kodak moment. Well at least l thought this would be the case. Like many here l have had some nasty experiences due to a couple of “Hero’s” and frankly l wasn’t about to test the water again. To this day l still have regrets that l lost touch with one very special lady in BKK and every once in a while she sends a nasty 2 or 3 line email to remind me of how upset she was.
Awww... life’s little lessons!
So in the spirit of pure relaxation and self abuse l just went with the flow and had an amazing first week. It started out on my first night arriving late in Pattaya, l always find myself looking for a quickie to break the ice. As usual l at 2 am l slipped over to Pook on Soi Baukau, slim pickings but Far was full of promises and suggestions. She told me she had a big dick but l should have caught on when the ladies were wagging their little finger when l left. I guess it was bigger earlier in the night or last week or when she was younger or before the hormones, but my first night wasn’t much more than a little squirt. I was wrecked after 22 hrs of travelling so l was glad when she left and l crashed.
Speaking of squirters... l managed to get over to Buffalo Bar on 3rd Road the next night and hooked up with Naughty. What a treat that was. She said her nickname was 7/11 as she was always open. Lifted her skirt in the bar to show me a perfectly shaved pussy that she said always gets very wet. Perfect l bought the ticket and went along for the ride. Funny how the memory clears up when you finish writing a report and read it! I had forgotten that we didn’t go straight to my room, she was a ton of fun and we went to couple of go-go’s on LK Metro. This is a fun lady and she played along in the Go-Go and it was later that she told me that she has no problem taking someone else from the bar if l could handle a 3 some.
Ok back to the crazy night with her… I should have brought my snorkel as l was nose deep and firing on all cylinders when she grabbed me by the head and let it rip. Wow she gushed like Niagara Falls and she kept slapping my head as she gave me another Pattaya first. A little older at 30 something but what a woman. I was only awake 5 minutes and she was ready to go again. The 7/11 was open early! I had to throw a few extra baht to the cleaning lady in the morning when she left as we had a soaked set of sheets and some. A great shag and fun lady and for all of us who love a GG now and again she is worth the effort. She’s passionate as hell too.
Still no pictures and l was having a blast. I can’t imagine what would have happened if she squirted all over my camera "lol”. I did miss so many great moments though as l had some amazing nights before finally giving in and taking it out. I went to Soi 6 and hooked up with Nut at So What bar. Thanks to a fellow BM on another site for the recommendation she is amazing. Beautiful, sexy, fabulous kisser, passionate and well hung and a great conversationalist. A perfect date. We spent a great night and morning together back at the Areca Lodge and she was full value…totally versatile and loves to take time. A big 9 out of 10. Sorry no pics again but anyone who has spent time with Nut knows where l am at.
I am on a roll as the next night l found myself sitting at the bar in La Bamba where l met up with Tungteaser. He was overcome by the fact he was talking with Nancy and we lost touch as he was totally hooked on having a big horsecock experience. Later in the night l sat chatting with Nok who poured some awesome cognac on the house. Lovely lady and the perfect host. I was perfectly content to just chill when Sindy stopped by. What a bombshell this was way too good… l had yet another amazing Pattaya moment as l spent some great bar time with her and then took her back to the hotel for what can only he described as another night of pure passion. She is most definitely on the top of everyone’s list as she has a strange quirk to her grab on English but that mouth, those lips. Another amazing kisser and well you all know the rest. That’s what l love about Pattaya, just when things seem to be going one way they twist and turn and the surprises make for the most amazing vacation.
Almost forgot, I think it was that night that l also managed to meet up with a great bunch of lads. Mostly Irish or course: Soulboy, Ciobha and Bumblebee. Turns out there was a birthday party for Ciobha the following night. Without pictures to remind me, my timeline seems to be all mixed up.
This was turning out to be one of the best trips yet and still no camera….
I had one of those shock and awe moments on Jomtien beach in the afternoon as l was waiting to meet up with Ice who l was chatting with from Planetromeo. I found myself on a beach chair sandwiched between two gorgeous but stuck up English GGs and their boyfriends on one side. String floss bikinis and perfect bolt ons they were a sight for sore eyes. A little cocky and too perfect though and l knew if l had my camera out they wouldn’t be too happy. On my other side there were two loud Russian babes and a male friend. More string bikinis. A little more weight around the hips but loaded none the less. It was like a showdown or flash off between them all and l was in the middle like a dirty old man reading my book and waiting for a call. It wasn’t the most comfortable environment although the scenery was amazing. Tits and ass everywhere and they knew they were teasing me. Ahh... the call. I agreed to meet Ice at the police station. I even asked one of the ladies to watch my chair and bag. I frankly didn’t expect to have her stay but when l met her in white cut offs and a pink bikini under a white t shirt it was game on. Dirty old man huh!
We walked hand in hand and when we got to my umbrella it was like a silence came over everyone. The ladies nudged their men, stared and somehow didn’t know what to think. Ice was a good sport and when she stood up and removed her t-shirt it was game over. The boyfriends stared, the girlfriends squirmed and suddenly things got quieter and the "dirty old man" had a boner. The Russian princess clumsily got dressed and within a half hour everyone was gone. I heard a voice saying “Good on you mate” when they left and found a new Irish buddy who thoroughly enjoyed the show. Ice and l went back to the hotel on my trusty bike and although she is sweet and sexy to look at the magic moment s seemed to be left at the beach as it turned out to be just shag. Who cares l would have paid double to do the beach scene again.
It seemed that l was getting into a nice groove as l spent most afternoons on the beach at Jomtien chillin and catching some well earned sleep.
Almost a week in town without my trusty camera and life was good. I stopped by La Bamba again later and not knowing what to expect found a full house at the birthday party. Pizza and pork and balloons, birthday cake, tits and ass and the most amazing collection of gorgeous sultry tall ladies. If this was not heaven, l don’t know. Cameras clicking l finally gave in and grabbed mine. There were way too many moments and memories to go to waste. What a night It was, glad to meet up with Yuri and Donnykey, and if l am not wrong Farangbah, plus a few others later at Famous. La Bamba sure knows how to throw a party and Ciobha knows how to ring the bell. I owe you a few next time
;. Lucky bastard he got his hooks into Nancy and somehow that was it for the rest of his trip. You are a champion ouch!Here come the pictures in no particular order. I believe we all ended up at Famous ( or was that the next night?) for a few and then the late night crazy Marine disco.
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I showered and went downstairs for some badly needed breakfast figuring the ladies would chill or at least get dressed while l ate something quick to keep me going and checked out. 
