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#13 boomdraw

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Posted 07 December 2011 - 10:52 PM

a plane ticket to thailand perhaps and a pound of duanwood reishi mushrooms to make tea with in the kingdom would make me smile. or maybe some grounded sheets (earthlinks)... but in all honesty the jewish zombies birthday that isnt realy unique to him any more then say the egyptions zombie horus doesnt controll the agenda at which i gift myself or others, i just wanna get my whore-us copy holiday on like the rest of us though, funny thing is is that santa claus was just a shaman from russia and the whole flying raindeer story is just raindeer ''flyin'' on mushrooms, maybe me asking for reishi is just my own way of keeping with the fungal tradition inate in all of us with traces of siberian blood and my desire for a ticket to sticket (pattaya) is just the mary magdellene bone craving inate in all us spiritual hippies with or without semetic lineage that know that jesus in the preistly years that were sure to follow had he lived longer would certainly have liked him some thai marry's.




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1. ticket to sticket for my hug walk 2012 performance tour
2. mushroom of spiritual potency
3. grouded bed sheets

#14 duke007

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Posted 08 December 2011 - 03:00 AM

a plane ticket to thailand perhaps and a pound of duanwood reishi mushrooms to make tea with in the kingdom would make me smile. or maybe some grounded sheets (earthlinks)... but in all honesty the jewish zombies birthday that isnt realy unique to him any more then say the egyptions zombie horus doesnt controll the agenda at which i gift myself or others, i just wanna get my whore-us copy holiday on like the rest of us though, funny thing is is that santa claus was just a shaman from russia and the whole flying raindeer story is just raindeer ''flyin'' on mushrooms, maybe me asking for reishi is just my own way of keeping with the fungal tradition inate in all of us with traces of siberian blood and my desire for a ticket to sticket (pattaya) is just the mary magdellene bone craving inate in all us spiritual hippies with or without semetic lineage that know that jesus in the preistly years that were sure to follow had he lived longer would certainly have liked him some thai marry's.




:tada: :tada: :tada:





1. ticket to sticket for my hug walk 2012 performance tour
2. mushroom of spiritual potency
3. grouded bed sheets


And heres me thinking you would treat yourself to the Oxford English Dictionary :giveup:

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#15 petesie

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Posted 08 December 2011 - 06:13 AM

I want a book of Boomdrawisms in my Santa sock...a must for any monger. 8)
"My advice is just thank the god that doesnt exist for the rib he didnt take to create the women thats not a women that he didnt make for the naturaly uncut cock n enjoy it, they sure are fun." - Boomdraw

#16 RobiSLO

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Posted 08 December 2011 - 01:14 PM

I'll probably get new Act of Intervention Step that will likely cut my salary for another 20% with possibility of being fired as soon as new PM steps into office and closes all »unnecessary government agencies« :redcard: .

But then again my GG is big boss in some multinational company so New Year bonus she got this Monday was higher than my 2 salaries combined. Sometimes I love being sponsored toy.

BR

#17 petesie

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Posted 08 December 2011 - 01:26 PM

So does your one and only..... :D

Sorry big fella, no offense...I'm in one of those moods. 8)
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#18 Surin Nix

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Posted 12 December 2011 - 07:17 PM

I think I just figured something out...

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