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Started by batman4ever , Jun 30 2011 01:45 PM

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#1 batman4ever

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Posted 30 June 2011 - 01:45 PM

as we know, our dear ladyboys not always spell so well,so it often ends up being more funny than they expect (not that iam so much better :lol:

but hey its not about that now) so you either recieve an email or a comment on facebook that just make you laugh because the spelling just goes SO wrong, so it starts to get funny...

just a few iwe got withinn the last couples of days....

.... sorry I'm forget when you com bank... :clapclap:

......your are the betsing on my lift ... :lol:

any of you got some funny ones?? :angel:

A ladyboy is a kind of creature...that makes a txt saying...dont you trust me...and send it to 20 people... :mrgreen:

https://www.facebook.com/ladyboyforum

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#2 donnykey

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Posted 30 June 2011 - 02:58 PM

Message I got from recently cut LB.

"My puzzy ok. take care 4 month. How about you? hope everything ok ?"

Nice of her to ask, but I never have SRS. :lol:

Cheers DK

Oh so happy when in LOS

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#3 donnykey

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Posted 30 June 2011 - 03:04 PM

"Hello we can meet again? or never ever not meet again ?"

Jolly good question. :lol:

.....Cheers DK

Oh so happy when in LOS

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#4 donnykey

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Posted 30 June 2011 - 03:14 PM

One text quickly followed by a second text.

1. "Take care ham see you sometime next life"

2. "Sorry darling i was being stupid. Miss you a lot though. not a little bit"

Must have checked her wallet in between texts.

Cheers DK

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#5 batman4ever

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Posted 30 June 2011 - 03:49 PM

One text quickly followed by a second text.

1. "Take care ham see you sometime next life"

2. "Sorry darling i was being stupid. Miss you a lot though. not a little bit"

Must have checked her wallet in between texts.

Cheers DK

classic... :clapclap:

A ladyboy is a kind of creature...that makes a txt saying...dont you trust me...and send it to 20 people... :mrgreen:

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#6 soulboy

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Posted 01 July 2011 - 02:24 AM

A happy new year I hope your constitution is good next year .

A prime example of a ladyboy trying to be clever with a translator only to confuse me further :roll:

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#7 sev7en

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Posted 01 July 2011 - 02:28 AM

"I want fuck you asshold"

This is one of my favorite topics, hope to see some funny ones.

Theres another thead where baron of bangkok posted some classic quotes from his goth lb gf, i wish he would post some new ones.

"some see an erotic photo display, me i just hope the hot water soothed her ageing joints."
-boomdraw

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#8 katana57

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Posted 01 July 2011 - 06:50 PM

Got the following text from an impatient one:
"Where r u?
I'm weting for u"

Sometimes a man can meet his destiny,
on the road he took to avoid it.

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#9 petesie

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Posted 01 July 2011 - 09:12 PM

I knew they were after the SLBT when they said , "Wher you're Flen same same head you?"

"My advice is just thank the god that doesnt exist for the rib he didnt take to create the women thats not a women that he didnt make for the naturaly uncut cock n enjoy it, they sure are fun." - Boomdraw

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#10 Legend

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Posted 01 July 2011 - 10:42 PM

i want tork with you.

"im sure if u look around u can find a sunken face under caloried 10 year vet tranny bar girl, her face might not be as uniquely sunken or her ass dents so dented but just have a look, life is full of options." - boomdraw.

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#11 badpress

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Posted 02 July 2011 - 06:17 AM

I remember about a year ago getting a text from a certain LB that went exactly like this
LB "Fuck you, I hate you, I never want see you or talk you again"
Me "OK"
LB "Call me please"
:loco:

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#12 thailover57

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Posted 02 July 2011 - 11:07 PM

Had a text saying, " I can have you killed for 500 baht."

Nervous, talked to her the next night, "No I already over that."

Fortunately that was true (for how long though?).

Old, cantankerous, and sorry if I piss you off - well, not really. Just enjoy!