I'm in a funny situation right now, and just thought it would be hilarious to make the group of trained monkeys I'm ordering around even more uncomfortable by posting something on this wonderful site.
Anyway, I read a lot of trip reports before going the first time and some of the general impressions I got were off compared with being on the ground. YMMV but here is one gripe, (got a week of waiting around this time so maybe I'll fill it up with posts if anyone is interested.)
And some pics too, or the report is boring and the monkeys won't be nearly as uncomfortable.
1st complaint; Pattaya isn't a town of whores who try to pull you into a bar for sex. It largely closes up at 4am till 4pm and walking down beach road you might not even know they were hookers unless someone told you. Disappointed, I was expecting more. I walk everywhere in Patts, and it's a let down every time being largely ignored, lbs are often an exception to this
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So last trip Dec-Jan, first night, got pleasantly fooled by this ladyboy on soi 7. Thought she was a gg (50/50 wasn't sure, which was also a turn on) during the drinks, headed out after a few since the gg I went there to see was leaving with another monger. So wasn't sure right up to the point of stripping her down to her panties and I kept her facing away, even with her bare ass in my face wasn't 100%, turned her around eager to be surprised one way or another. Acted shocked and disgusted, and she bought it, for some reason, I know I must have been smiling. Her excuses for not telling me was that I told her I wanted her ass in the bar, so she thought I was ok with ladyboys. Nuh-uh girl, I only mentioned that I wanted your ass in the stairway of the condo, (I like walking taking 1 flight of stair before hitting the elevators to kiss, grope, strip, or get them to such, ladyboys will often get on their knees but I’ve never had a gg give me head there though.) Kept up the act and started acting more angry…because I’m a dick. Then told her she could stay and get her money, but only if… long list of demands, she said Yes, long, kinky night of work.
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Next afternoon we got up, I snapped some pics, took a shower and she's right back to sleep. Too much exercise? maybe she drank too much? What else could it be? LOL
Damn it, we're up, wrote too long, will post more if anyone gives a damn.