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[Snake Dr]

Very nice read YH, have fun and enjoy every minute of it.

[yung havok]

Things are just rolling along. Had a dream of a ladyboy lastnight. 500 baht plus taxi. This was the most connected lb you could imagine, its the beginning of the new age. She told me she had an app that could pinpoint where I was in pattaya, and she knew my hotel but not room number. She was young 20 and very tight. I'm getting used to these faces of anguish. I have to buy some more lube. Lube here is like water in the desert. She implored me not to fuck her hard because she only "works shop" and I believe it. Lbs are all shy about letting me play with there dicks to the point that I've been discouraged. I don't even bother. And none of the ones I find are gonna win any topping competitions. I'm always low on baht and I'm low on wine so I have to make it to the big c before 2. Adios.

[yung havok]

Last night I did the run around of pattaya again. So many russians. What's with these domesticated russian guys with the dumbest looks on there faces with there girlfriends walking down beach rd some even pushing baby strollers, and this is at like 10 at night. Beach rd has changed its been illuminated and it looks more wide open in some places. To think I got a hummer on the beach a couple years back. Waited in line to get some chicken at the cart because a bunch of chinese were taking pictures of beef grilled on a stick. Went down 13/1 there's la bamba which is in a new spot. Stringfellows is still there and now there's this new bar with a bunch of ladyboys one quoted me 500 baht if it wasn't so early I wouldve jumped at it. The wolf doesn't want to be fed he wants to hunt, you can't deny 65 million years of gut instinct. I haven't spotted many lone mongers everyone is in groups or fucking tourist trash. And I'm not counting the guys who live in pattays, that's a whole other level of asshole. I'm switching it up and going to Jomtien for a few days. Last night I managed to work around the russians enjoying the stench of beach road and picked up a ladyboy who's ID I had to look at 20 tines to make sure I didn't end up in the slammer. 800 baht. What a steal. Ended up giving her 1000 because all I had were 1000s damn money changer conspiracy. Cant they give me the cash I 50 baht notes one time. We were in a traffic jam on a motor bike on beach rd so All the tourists with there heads in the sand got to get a good look of what actually goes on here. When we got down to it I was reminded again to go slow, I said" baby that's the only way I know how

[boomdraw]

little Moscow,,,, maybe soon will see dash cam Russian road rage compilations in pattaya, for every tunnel has its light at the end of the road.

[yung havok]

Im back in pattaya after a few days in Jomtien. Fucked 2 ladyboys yesterday. First one came around 4 in the afternoon for 800 baht and then had a repeat with a slim lb for 600 baht overnight. Im at a hotel on 2nd road by the alcazar show, and i got upgraded to a deluxe room which has an extra room with bunkbeds. Which i used to live out some adolescent sleepover fantasies last night.

The ladyboy that spent the night had to much samsong and started bawling last night. Thats the side of this thing that you hate to see. I got smacked in the back with an umbrella by a lb on beach rd the other night, for wanting to take her friend instead of a repeat with her. The ladyboy walked me over to this place called the house on soi 13 which she said had 200 baht shorttime rooms, but i bailed because i dont like shorttime rooms, she told me to fuck off in front of a bunch of people, all i could do was laugh. I might go look for her tonight.

[yung havok]

oh yeah , does anyone know a good slippery lube and where i can get some in pattaya because i ran out of my supply. i hate lubes like ky or anything thats like petroleum jelly. the other day i used this ladyboys personal lube and i swear its sole purpose is to make the ass as unfuckable as possible, it was like maple syrup.

[jaybee111]

I like AstroGlide but I'm not sure it can be had in Thailand. It stays slippery and I usually blow my load within a couple minutes of using it

[yung havok]

I'm telling you this red wine is eating me out of house and home. I think I've spent more on tinto than ladyboys and I'm fucking everyday.

[yung havok]

Are there any doctors on the forum I have this strange choking sensation in my throat particularly when theres a cock around

[yung havok]

I'm crashing and burning in hua hin. I need to get back to pattaya. I had a cushy situation there I had a go to ladyboy and I was realing a sidepeices everyday. Now things have come to a screeching halt. Theres just not enough action here. I thought I could just sit tight and take a few days off but the desire is just to strong. I ran out of my lube from the states and I switched to this durex lube that cost 100 baht and its in most pharmacies. The stuff is awful. I mean the ass gets bone dry within 30 seconds and I'm stuck with jammed rubber. Its killing me. 2 fucks I a row have been ruined. I have to buy some serious lube. Even if it costs 500 baht. I'm also drinking way to much red wine. I rented a motorbike and got pulled over by policeman for not having helmet on. I kinda sweet talked the guy he cheked out my NY drivers liscence chuckled and said 200 baht. I said you got a deal. Ill take that running away.
I'm not a bar scene guy and there's only one bar inhua hin so I had to resort to the internet which isn't my thing either. The first girl that came was the most asexual lb I've ever been with and said she had to go back to her bar before we even did anything because she was sucking my dick with her front teeth and complaining that it tasted like soap total waste of time. She said she didn't care about sex or money and left. She also had boltons which was a dissapointment. Major. The second ladyboy came an hour late and was a total crackhead, any port in a storm ill spare you the details, lets just say I feel like taking a bath in listerine and bleach. At least she didn't cum on me, or at all for that matter.
I don't know it ts me but ve seen so man gg thai girls that theyve all kinda blended into one and they do absolutely nothing for me right now. I thought I'd be going 50/50 lb to gg but its just not happening. Im also losing interest in The darker skinned thais lb or gg. Ive been way more attracted to the fairer ones. I booked a room for a week on second rd. I cant wait to get back there. Anyone know where I can get some generic cialis in pattaya. The snowball is rolling down the hill at full speed and im psychologically getting fucked right now

[JustSumGai]

odd

[boomdraw]

can one use olive oil to shag or does it eat through condoms? at any given moment I could just rub my face on a ass to lube it, mediteranian thing I guess, I olive oil my face daily.