No ladydude can resist me
Posted 26 August 2009 - 02:17 AM
This ya boy Legend. First post here on this forum after months of straight lurkin', stackin that cheese and gainin a bit of knowledge before my first trip to LOS.
Firstly, you may be wonderin', what is a ladydude?
Ladydude is a dude that looks like a lady.
a lady thats packin heat, ya dig?
I aint gay or nothin'.
I just loves the ladydudes
After seeing MINT online, i decided that im goin to take a trip to Thailand to break her off for free.
Yes, mothafucka, i said free.
Did it happen? you just gotta wait to find out.
First off, let me say yall full of shit, man.
Yall had me walkin round with 20,000 baht in my pocket thinkin this is the price of a night out. Well let me tell you my story. The story of a true pimp. Keepin' it real, shinin' like a mothafucka, and exposing these ladyboy myths in the process.
I woke up on August 1st 2009, bags packed, wallet heavy as a mothafucka. Got dressed and called yellow Cab for a ride to the O'hare airport in Chicago. Got there with a bit of time to spare. Went to chili's got a little liquor in my system (I stays with Yak in my system.). Boarded my flight. with every hour that went by, thoughts of little, young, sexy, well-hung ladydudes ran through my mind. I was cravin' them boys like a fiend craves that rock. (i aint gay or nothin, no homo). Man i was fienin so hard, i went to bathroom on the flight and "relieved" my stress, bruh.
Finally got there, after what seemed like an eternity. Walked outside to smoke me a newport, and this little Thai man came up to talkin bout some "bung lung ru", I said, "nigga, you betta get out my face, imma give ya to the count of three." I dont think he knew what i was saying, but he could tell by my tone, i aint one to be messed with, ya heard? So what was done was done, i headed to my hotel up in Pattaya. Got settled in, had a little G-nap, keep me thugin. I woke up accessed lb-69 forum, found a highly recommended bar, put on my fresh supras, my slims, a nice fitted, i was geeked up, boy-boy.
i got to the Jenny star bar, feelin like a boss. Got my baht stacked up, fresher than a motherfucker. I walked in and DAMN YO, right off the bat Bombay hopped on it talkin about she loves my style, my swagga. within 5 minutes she was ready to bounce, i didnt even buy a ladyboy drink, no barfine. We went back to my place. Said, "im finna get in yo chest, baby", I layed her down, made that ass clap, had her moanin at the top of her lungs, man. We were goin strong way into the AM, woke up at 10 AM and did it again. We got showered, and i reached for my wallet, and she grabbed my arm and said, "no, no pay". Hell yeah, man, i aint complainin. We talked, ya know? Did a little conversating. She told me pretty much that its nice to get a break from the norm, of old ass tranny chasers, and that she should be paying me.
This is the end of part 1 of Ladyboy Legend's first trip to Pattaya.
Pictures will be up soon, man.
Posted 26 August 2009 - 02:51 AM
was that your 20,000baht purchase at the store :?:
come on dude, we get enough pricks on here
c'mon, man. im honestly trying to share my personal experience. You dont like it; keep it movin.
serious as a heart attack, baby.
Posted 26 August 2009 - 02:55 AM
Posted 26 August 2009 - 03:01 AM
please carry on.
like to hear it.
maybe its me, be the general age here is 30 upwards, so a little less of the teenager gangster talk would help.
sorry, man. Stuntin is a habit. I'll try to be a bit more articulate shit like that
for the rest of yall.
This is a story you dont wanna miss out on, ya heard.
get with it.
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